James
Guys what would you do if I cut off my hair?
Dave
Laugh
Ruby
Cry
Rob
Idk, it's your body. Do what u want
Lars
Cool
Kirk
Um
Jason
I don't know, that's like the question, would you still love me if I was a worm 🪱?
Lars
Yeah I would
Kirk
That wasn't a question
Jason
Yeah it was
Ruby
But u weren't asking it
Jason
Well, there was a question mark so...
Rob
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James
Wtaf
Dave
🖐️
Kirk
STAWP IT GUYS. WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU ROB
Lars
Omg the little puppy dog has started yelling
Ruby
We established that a while ago
Jason
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Dave
No
Jason
Okay, don't but stop texting
Rob
I'm hungry
Kirk
Then eat 🤷♂️
Rob
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Kirk
I WASN'T BEING AGGRESSIVE!!!
Lars
Calm down, do u need a hug?
Jason
You
Lars
Stfu
Kirk
😭
James
What's wrong with him?
Ruby
It's 3am, he probably can't stop thinking
Lars
Oh bb it's okay. I'm coming over okay?
Kirk
Okay 😭
Rob
Wish I had friends like that
Ruby
We literally are your friends
Rob
But none of y'all wanna cuddle
Dave
It's only because your feet stink
Rob
So do James
Ruby
So do Lars
Kirk
So do Dave's
Ruby
😂 whose feet even smell good anyway
Dave
Ummmmm 🤮
Kirk
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Dave
Omg I wasn't even directing that towards u, was I directing that towards him?!
Ruby
Idk probably
Kirk
😭
Lars
IM ON MY WAY
Jason
I have to work at 6am tomorrow
James
Go to bed then young man!
Ruby
I should go to bed too, nightmare nightmare
*Ruby is offline*
James
Wtf 😭
Jason
Night
*Jason is offline*
Kirk
I'm okay now
Lars
I'm still coming over
Rob
Wanna go to McDonald's Dave?
Dave
Are they open this late? Or this early?
Rob
Yeah an hour and a half away
Dave
No thanks
James
Guys I think there's something in the closet
-ten minutes later-
James
Guys please answer I'm scared
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...
