James
Time to get drunk my children!!Ruby
Yay! First thing on a Monday morning!Kirk
What a lovely start to my week :)Rob
Can I just eat instead of drink, I'm not feeling like getting drunkJames
Sure I honestly don't care 😐Lars
Where?James
The lake?Ruby
It's literally the middle of March, why?James
Spontaneously do things Idek 🤷♂️Dave
I'm game :)Ruby
What a beautiful smile my boy 🤩Cliff
Aw 😂Ruby
Guys I stubbed my toe on the chair like an hour ago and it still hurts do you think it's broken?Dave
Probably, please don't send toe pics that's susJames
Yeah that's 🤢Ruby
KKirk
I made these for st patricks day today!
Lars
Can I eat the macronis?Kirk
They're not cooked and they're full of craft glueLars
Yum, extra flavour thanks kirky!Kirk
👀😳 no problem :)Jason
Guys my anxiety is 📈📈📈James
Why?Ruby
I'm sorry I don't know how to help :(Kirk
Me eitherLars
SameDave
What even is anxietyCliff
Shut up Dave, Jason what's going on?Jason
I didn't get any sleep last night and my grandma died this morning and things are falling apart around me and I don't know what to do 😭Lars
👀🤭😆Cliff
Wtf if ur problem?Jason
Me? 🥺Cliff
No Jase, I'm talking to LarsLars
Idk I just can't help laughingJason
Would u like it if I laughed at u when you fell off a cliff and bashed your head against a bunch of rocks and then fell into the river and then got bitten by a bunch of leech's??Lars
😂 how did u end up like that man?Jason
My gps took me the wrong wayJames
💀Ruby
Guys u are so insensitive and terrible. OUR FRIEND IS IN PAIN AND ALL YOU CAN DO I FUKIN LAUGH AT HIM!?Dave
😬😏😝Ruby
🥊Dave
🤜James
😱😳Ruby
🤕*Ruby is offline*
Rob
Jason did u want some food? It always makes me feel betterJames
We can tellRob
Dave
LmaoJason
Guys can someone pick me up from the gas station?James
I canJason
K do u have a blanket or something? I'm freezingJames
Is my sweater ok? I'm already on the way and I don't wanna turn backRob
Sure you areJames
Wtf is that supposed to mean?Rob
👨❤️👨James
😔😟Jason
Stop making it weird Rob!Rob
It's always been weird broskyDave
Don't say that ever againLars
Lol please don't ✋😟🤚Kirk
Lmao 😂 gotta agree with u thereRob
BrOsKyJames
😳 StfuRuby
DeadassJames
Huh?Ruby
Jason
James get off ur phone while you're driving bishJames
K babyJason
☺️🤗Ruby
Jase is my baby not ursLars
Woah hold up I thot I was ur bbKirk
No I am!Rob
Wat about me?Cliff
I'm just gonna leave before this gets too out of hand*Cliff is offline*
James
All of you are my precious little babiesLars
Luv u mom 💗James
💗Dave
Cliff get me outta here!!! 😰
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Burn Book: Metallica Group Chat (Modern AU)
Humor16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever. ---------------------------- [I do not own Metallica or anything associa...