Monday

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James
Time to get drunk my children!!

Ruby
Yay! First thing on a Monday morning!

Kirk
What a lovely start to my week :)

Rob
Can I just eat instead of drink, I'm not feeling like getting drunk

James
Sure I honestly don't care 😐

Lars
Where?

James
The lake?

Ruby
It's literally the middle of March, why?

James
Spontaneously do things Idek 🤷‍♂️

Dave
I'm game :)

Ruby
What a beautiful smile my boy 🤩

Cliff
Aw 😂

Ruby
Guys I stubbed my toe on the chair like an hour ago and it still hurts do you think it's broken?

Dave
Probably, please don't send toe pics that's sus

James
Yeah that's 🤢

Ruby
K

Kirk

I made these for st patricks day today!

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I made these for st patricks day today!

Lars
Can I eat the macronis?

Kirk
They're not cooked and they're full of craft glue

Lars
Yum, extra flavour thanks kirky!

Kirk
👀😳 no problem :)

Jason
Guys my anxiety is 📈📈📈

James
Why?

Ruby
I'm sorry I don't know how to help :(

Kirk
Me either

Lars
Same

Dave
What even is anxiety

Cliff
Shut up Dave, Jason what's going on?

Jason
I didn't get any sleep last night and my grandma died this morning and things are falling apart around me and I don't know what to do 😭

Lars
👀🤭😆

Cliff
Wtf if ur problem?

Jason
Me? 🥺

Cliff
No Jase, I'm talking to Lars

Lars
Idk I just can't help laughing

Jason
Would u like it if I laughed at u when you fell off a cliff and bashed your head against a bunch of rocks and then fell into the river and then got bitten by a bunch of leech's??

Lars
😂 how did u end up like that man?

Jason
My gps took me the wrong way

James
💀

Ruby
Guys u are so insensitive and terrible. OUR FRIEND IS IN PAIN AND ALL YOU CAN DO I FUKIN LAUGH AT HIM!?

Dave
😬😏😝

Ruby
🥊

Dave
🤜

James
😱😳

Ruby
🤕

*Ruby is offline*

Rob
Jason did u want some food? It always makes me feel better

James
We can tell

Rob

DaveLmao

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Dave
Lmao

Jason
Guys can someone pick me up from the gas station?

James
I can

Jason
K do u have a blanket or something? I'm freezing

James
Is my sweater ok? I'm already on the way and I don't wanna turn back

Rob
Sure you are

James
Wtf is that supposed to mean?

Rob
👨‍❤️‍👨

James
😔😟

Jason
Stop making it weird Rob!

Rob
It's always been weird brosky

Dave
Don't say that ever again

Lars
Lol please don't ✋😟🤚

Kirk
Lmao 😂 gotta agree with u there

Rob
BrOsKy

James
😳 Stfu

Ruby
Deadass

James
Huh?

Ruby

JasonJames get off ur phone while you're driving bish

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Jason
James get off ur phone while you're driving bish

James
K baby

Jason
☺️🤗

Ruby
Jase is my baby not urs

Lars
Woah hold up I thot I was ur bb

Kirk
No I am!

Rob
Wat about me?

Cliff
I'm just gonna leave before this gets too out of hand

*Cliff is offline*

James
All of you are my precious little babies

Lars
Luv u mom 💗

James
💗

Dave
Cliff get me outta here!!! 😰

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