16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever.
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Lars WE LEAVE FOR SPAIN TONIGHT! WHO IS PACKED AND READY TO GO
Jason Me
James Us ofc
Dave We are
Rob We are!
Kirk I am
James Is mommy?
Ruby Who?
James *Molly
Jason 😭 idk and I honestly don't gaf
Dave Hey now no need to get violent
Jason 🔫
Kirk I bet it's pink 😉
Lars Ooh, yeah
Ruby Jason, you can stay in our room since you probably don't want to stay with Molly
James But Ruby.... 🥺
Ruby James 🙂
James Ruby you know why I'm saying that
Lars We all know honeymoons are for baby making
Ruby And we already have a baby
James But rubhbbyhggyyyynakajdnsnsnndwkasjbs
Dave He's 🎺 e
Ruby I understand that
Jason It's okay, I'll sleep in the lobby
Rob Maybe you can sleep with the secretary
Dave 🫣
Kirk 😨
Lars 😦
Kirk ibrows
-three hours later-
James I just went to the bathroom and saw this... human
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Lars Stop!
Kirk Wowie
Rob That's hot
Dave 👀🤨🤨🤨
Ruby That's not hot, that's just weird
Kirk We have like 8 hours to wait before we have to get on the plane, Lars why are we here so early?
Lars Because we need to be prepared
Dave By 8 flipping hours?
Jason The hours don't flip, they pass.
Rob Whoa
Dave Ok and did I ask
Kirk I suggest you go walk around the airport and eat and get your energy out because I do not wanna deal with all you peoples shit on the plane ride there
James How long is the flight
Lars 11h 50m
Ruby Oh no!
James Better start running around now I guess
Dave I don't even sleep that much in one night, do you think I'm gonna be able to do that on a plane when it gives me such bad anxiety
