16 year-old Ruby Deanne meets Lars Ulrich in one of her classes at her new school. They exchange phone numbers and she's added to a group chat that may change her life forever.
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Lars you're coming with me to steal candy from elementary kids that flushed kirks AirPods down the toilet right?
Ruby
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What do u think of my costume???
Lars Nice! We won't even have to ask for the candy, they'll just drop it and run
Kirk Like they did with my AirPods 😭
Jason I wasn't gonna tell u this because it was supposed to be a surprise but I'm gonna tell u now k
Kirk ?
Jason Rob helped me steal some AirPods for u for your birthday in 2 weeks!
Kirk 🥹 really?
Rob Yeah and they have a Karen as the manager of the store so I got a lecture from her but I pretended to put it back and then took it anyway
Kirk but can I still go with u when you steal those little kids candy
Lars Sure
Cliff I'm betting that you're gonna get in trouble and James is going to have to get u out of trouble
Dave $80?
Cliff deal 🤝
-two hours later-
Ruby I put the itch in bitch
Lars I put the am in damn
Ruby And I putted us in prison
Dave will you guys go to bed it's 2am, do y'all ever sleep?
Ruby Beep beep sleep sheep keep
Lars Leap, weep peach
Kirk were in jail and I'm never gonna get a job and I'm gun end out home less and ill turn into a creepy man who likes animals but is alone forever and I'll be alone forever and
James wat did u do?
Kirk I'm the only sober one here
Lars Noooo im souped
Ruby Me am also
James what happened kirk?
Kirk We got drunk, chased the kids in a shopping cart, ate some candy, got matching tattoos in a back alley. Lars pushed rue into the lake, and she got arrested for public indecency. Lars didn't want Ruby to go alone so he....
James thas enuff, I'm coming to get u guys out, with the money I was saving to but a new guitar but I guess that'll have to wait 😐
