Double Rainbow (Katy Perry Fan Fiction)

April Fools!

Today is Aprils Fools morning. I already know what I am going to do. My mom isn't up yet so it is a perfect time to start getting ready. I put on some clothes, put on some shoes, grab some money, and walk out the door. I am first going to the closest store. I make sure that people recognize me. I walk down a couple of isles until I come across the pregnancy tests. I pick up the first one I see. The crowd of people that are following me gasp. I stuff the pregnancy test under my arm and walk around a little more. I end up getting gum, water, and a can of silly string because that is what I am going to use to wake my mom up. I walk to the end of a cashier lane. I get to the next person up in the line and I realize that it is Tatem's mom. She's going to think that I'm really getting a pregnancy test to see if I'm pregnant or not and she's going to think that her son got me pregnant. I tilt my head down, trying to avoid her from recognizing me. She scans everything, I hand her my credit card, and I sign where she tells me to. I grab my bag and walk away. I guess she looked at the signature because she yells out

"Samie, what are you doing?" I walk faster. "Samie, why did you get a pregnancy test." I feel a hand on my shoulder. 

"It's not for me." I whisper

"Who is it for then?"

"It's for my mom. Please don't tell anyone," I whisper and a tear rolls down my cheek. I regret what I just said. Everyone is tweeting about me getting a pregnancy test because I feel my phone going off. I continue walking out of the store. I go home. My mom is still asleep. I sneak across her room and carefully grab her phone off of the night stand. I'm glad her phone didn't wake her up because her phone has a bunch of notifications on it. I stuff her phone in my pocket with mine and slowly walk out.

"Samie, what are you doing?" she says, but I realize that she is just sleep talking. I carefully close the door behind me and run down the stairs. I stuff the pregnancy test at the bottom of the trash can. I stuff the silly string and gum behind a pillow on the couch, but I keep the water with me. I put a sweat shirt and sunglasses on to kind of hide me better. Now, I am going to the prank store to get a fake pregnancy test. I look around the store and when I bend down, my sunglasses fall off. The worker in front of me recognizes me. He walks up to me and whispers

"Hi, I can tell you are trying to stay un-noticed, but I just wanted to say that I love you and your mom so much."

"Do you want anything? Like a signature or something."

"Umm, I'd ask for a picture, but that would give you away. I'll stick to a signature." I grab the sharpie that's always in the sweat shirt and I sign his arm. "So, what are you doing here?"

"Well, about to make my mom hate me,"

"Oh, why's that?"

"Where are the fake pregnancy test?"

"Ohhh, they are right here," he says as he points a couple feet down. I pick one up and start to walk to the cash register to pay for it. I walk out of the store after paying. When I get home, I open the fake pregnancy test and lay it out on the bathroom counter under a towel. It already looks like you peed on it. I put it in the bathroom because that is where my mom will go when I spray her with the silly string. Although, there are 3 other bathroom in the house, I know she will go to the one I want her to because I took the key off of her keys that go to the bathroom and locked all of the other ones. I stash the silly string in my pocket. I get out my phone and start recording

"Okay, I'm about to go wake up my mom." I show the camera the silly string and then I start walking upstairs. I slowly open the door to my mom's room and turn on a lamp that isn't so bright that it wakes her up, but bright enough to see her through the camera. She is laying on her back without a bra or shirt on.... Only my mom. Good thing I didn't sleep with her last night."Shit, she doesn't have a bra on. I'll just blur that out." I start to spray her with the silly string. She sits up and starts yelling at me. She covers her boobs because she sees that I am recording her. I run downstairs and hide. I censor her boobs and then tweet the video saying