Double Rainbow (Katy Perry Fan Fiction)

GLAAD Media Awards

      Jessica and Christopher didn't get back by the time that Chrissy and I started to get tired so we just slept at the house. We slept in their bed because it's the most comfortable. They weren't there so why not? I am awakened by a thud on the wall. I try to sit up, but something is holding me down. I look at the door frame and see an in pain Christopher and a laughing Jessica. After they get themselves back under control, they notice that I'm awake

"Why did you all decide to sleep in our bed?" Jess asks

"Chrissy and I decided to sleep here because it's the most comfortable... We didn't invite your little munchkins to our party. Who's even on me? All I see is blonde hair" Jess walks to the side of the bed before saying

"You're girlfriend, Poppy, and Eve all decided to use your boob as a pillow."

"Fiance."

"Where's Luke?"

"You're other boob."

"Do my boobs make a good pillow or something?"

"I don't know. Let's me see." Jess carefully picks up Luke and moves him to the foot of the bed and lays down next to me, with her head on my boob. She starts snoring. Christopher gets out his phone and takes a picture. Chrissy jolts awake 

"What the hell-ck? I said what the heck." 

"Even if they were awake, it wouldn't be the first time they've heard it."

"Really?"

"Yeah, sometimes, it just slips, you know. Accidents happen."

"Oh, like how it was an accident that you two just so happened to wrestle one night and then ten months later, a baby popped out... Definitely an accident." I say and then whisper "Or how the condom just accidentally slipped." Jess smacks me and Chrissy shakes her head

"Well, this conversation just hit a whole new level of heterosexual that is uncomfortable for me," Chrissy says before getting up and leaving the room. Christopher, Jess, and I falling into fits of laughter, waking up the children. Josie starts crying

"I'll get her." I get up and walk to Josie's nursery room, but Chrissy beat me to it. She has already picked her up and is soothing her. I walk up behind her and wrap my arms around her waist.

"Hey, baby." I kiss her neck as I sway with her. I look over as I hear a camera click. Jess is taking a picture of us. 

"You better delete that!"

"Never!" I chase after as she runs off. I trap her in the living room and there's no way out. She puts her phone down her bra

"You think that's going to stop me?"

"It better," Christopher says. I turn towards him and Jess runs passed me. Before I could even comprehend that she got away, my phone got a notification. I look at the first one from Christopher. It's a picture of Chrissy, Poppy, Luke, and Eve all using me as a pillow

@Samie_Hudson__P might not be my biological daughter, but she's my honorary daughter. I can't believe she's engaged to @Chrissy27Mabel

     The next notification is from Jess. It's the picture she took of me and Chrissy

They're engaged and they're such a cute couple I can't handle it

     I like and retweet both of them, but reply to Jess' tweet

@JessicaCapshaw bitch better watch ur back