Fluff & Stuff

Entertainment

In the beginning of November, Molly and Greg Lestrade had come to visit from France. Sherlock was surprised to say that they were finally a couple and were officially married. For their honeymoon they had gone to France, which in their opinion is the most romantic place in the world.

When they arrived at John and Sherlock's flat, all four of them were surprised to see each other, considering how the Watsons were dressed.

Sherlock was wearing a batman bikini with black flip flops and bright blue sunglasses that had a mustache attached. On top of the bikini was a tank top with the batman logo that most definitely did not belong to her and a pair of high waisted shorts. On her head was a fez with a deerstalker on top.

John was wearing a bright purple colored arm warmers with orange swimming trunks and a gray tank top with a hedgehog on it. On his head was a sombrero with a variety of colored beads and he was wearing a pair bright red sunglasses that had a mustache attached too.

"Bonjour!" Molly said enthusiastically while Greg processed the way the Watsons were dressed.

"Bonjour Lestrades!" Sherlock greeted happily, hugging both of them tightly. John followed suit, hugging Molly and shaking Greg's hand.

"I sure would love an explanation." Greg said, chuckling to himself when Sherlock fixed her ears to put them under the fez.

"Please come in!" John gestured inside and they complied.

"How was your sex vacation?" Sherlock asked distractedly as she walked to the living room, where the coffee table and sofas were moved aside and an inflatable pool was in the center. The pool was full of water without chlorine and there were various creatures swimming in it.

"Honeymoon." Both Greg and Molly corrected, looking at Sherlock curiously. "And it was fantastic." Molly said with a smile, turning to Greg and giving him a kiss.

"Ew." John and Sherlock said at the same time. Sherlock kneeled down in the pool, the water reaching just under her breast. John got into the pool as well, kneeling across Sherlock.

"To answer the unspoken question, this is how we decide to entertain ourselves. Why leave the flat just for entertainment when we have this?" Sherlock said, picking up something from the water and raising it so the Lestrades could see. They gasped in surprise when they saw a small goldfish in her hands. She quickly placed it back in the water, not wanting to asphyxiate the poor fish. It swam around her legs and around John's as they stayed still.

"Also this." John said as he lifted a small wet hedgehog that had been floating in the water.

"It kinda looks like you, John." Sherlock said with a giggle, poking a small otter that bumped into her side as it floated on its back. John looked at the otter and then back at Sherlock.

"Well that one kinda looks like you, Sher." The otter yawned and held Sherlock's finger.

"This is so adorable." Molly whispered to Greg as John placed the hedgehog on the sleepy otter's belly. Greg nodded, watching when John leaned over and kissed Sherlock with a small smile.