FNAF group chat

Pizzeria Simulator (1)

Lefty:
IT'S SO FUCKING CRAMPED IN HERE!
Molten Freddy:
Huh?
Lefty:
... I'm a literal animatronic stuck in an animatronic... IT'S FUCKING CRAMPED!
Scraptrap:
Can you just focus on what we're supposed to be doing?
Scrap Baby:
LMAO, did you guys see the shitty animatronics on stage? They look like trash.
Molten Freddy:
... they are trash... they're literally called Trash and the Gang...
Lefty:
I really don't think the three of you have any room to talk... look at yourselves.
Scraptrap:
... and you look better?
Lefty:
I could at least be put on that stage right now without any concerns... and without people asking "what the actual fuck?"
Scrap Baby:
Fair enough... I'm just concerned on who is coming to see TRASH!
Happy Frog:
I KNOW RIGHT! I just wish whoever is running this place would get the rest of my group! There's two of us here and we need the other three! We're way better!
Molten Freddy:
What's your group called?
Happy Frog:
MEDIOCRE MELODIES!
Scrap Baby:
Are you sure you guys would be better than trash? LMAO
Happy Frog:
YEAH! All we need is Nedd Bear, Pigpatch and Orville!
Mr. Hippo:
Ahh, my good friend Orville. Have I told you about the time that him and I went on a picnic and we forgot to pack food? Anyways, we sat down at the park and talked while watching the birds fly and the trees sway. I opened the picnic basket and realized there was nothing in it...
Happy Frog:
Can we mute him? He'll keep going if we let him and... it will take forever.
(Scrap Baby muted Mr. Hippo)
Scrap Baby:
Done!
Lefty:
Does he always do that?
Rockstar Bonnie:
YES! FUCKING YES!
Molten Freddy:
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Rockstar Bonnie:
Another animatronic missing the rest of my band...
Rockstar Foxy:
I'm here... with my bird.
Happy Frog:
Yeah... we've all been locked in a room together just waiting for our chance to get on that stage with our group!
Rockstar Bonnie:
The hippo never shuts up. That story he was about to tell is awful.
Rockstar Foxy:
He told it to us yesterday and... IT TOOK A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR!
Lefty:
How does it end?
Happy Frog:
With ducks and a Chinese food restaurant.
Scraptrap:
... how?
Rockstar Bonnie:
Unmute him and you'll find out!
Scrap Baby:
I'm gonna say no to that.
Molten Freddy:
Hey... that claw... was that in your stomach?
Scrap Baby:
What do you think?
Scraptrap:
Probably.
Molten Freddy:
... fair enough.
Lefty:
I'm just surprised you two don't hate each other.
Scrap Baby:
Oh... I'm still pissed and I think I will hold a grudge forever...
Molten Freddy:
YOU WERE A BOSSY BITCH!
Scrap Baby:
AND YOU'RE LEADERSHIP SKILLS ARE SO MUCH BETTER? You shouldn't be the one in charge!
Happy Frog:
Confusion...
Scrap Baby:
It's a long story...
Rockstar Foxy:
Is it as long as the hippo's stories?
Molten Freddy:
... no.
Lefty:
LMAO, it's actually an interesting story too...
(Scrap Baby unmuted Mr. Hippo)
Mr. Hippo:
... anyways, Orville and I laughed with the ducks and found a nice Chinese food restaurant to eat at... because life goes on...
Scraptrap:
Why did you do that?
Scrap Baby:
... I regret my choices...