Pizzeria Simulator (8)

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Scrap Baby:
OLD GAY FUCKS ARE GETTING MARRIED!
Molten Freddy:
HERE COMES THE BRIDE!
Lefty:
... there is no bride dumb ass...
Molten Freddy:
The bride isn't the guy? SHIT!
Rockstar Bonnie:
IT'S FUCKING LUNCH AND THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED ON THE STAGE!
Scraptrap:
Gross...
Lefty:
Don't be like that! You fucked my dad.
Scraptrap:
NO I DIDN'T!
Scrap Baby:
YES YOU FUCKING DID!
Mr. Hippo:
I would just like to say that... Orville is the love of my life. We have fed ducks together, I gave him bread and many other things. I am glad to have him.
Orville:
Ahh yes! We are finally ready to tie the knot and become a married couple. It's just meant to be.
Helpy:
Some homophobic asshole just left... I tripped her on her way out.
Scrap Baby:
LMAO, I fucking love you. You do good things like that.
Molten Freddy:
JUST SAY I DO AND KISS ALREADY!
Funtime Chica:
Some bitch is crying because she's happy for the old fucks.
Rockstar Bonnie:
GOD! JUST KISS!
Lefty:
I'm going out there to officiate this wedding...
Scraptrap:
This is stupid.
Helpy:
Die Grandpa.
Lefty:
Do you, Mr. Hippo, take Orville to be your old ass husband? To love him through... duck feeding, bread eating and much more?
Mr. Hippo:
I do. This reminds me of a time where...
Lefty:
SHUT UP! And do you, Orville, take Mr. Hippo to be your annoying ass husband? To love him through long ass stories, more long ass stories and... MORE FUCKING STORIES!
Orville:
I do...
Lefty:
NOW KISS! KISS YOU OLD GAY FUCKS!
Funtime Chica:
... Orville's trunk is in the way. LMAO
Scrap Baby:
The customers are wondering who the fuck Lefty is... some are horrified.
Lefty:
I AT LEAST LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!
Molten Freddy:
SHUT UP! I AM PLAYING GOOD WEDDING MUSIC!
Helpy:
THAT'S THE FUNERAL MARCH YOU IDIOT!
Molten Freddy:
Oops... the rest of the playlist probably isn't any better.
Scrap Baby:
It's not... I'm looking at it and the next song is called Ugly Bitch.
Mr. Hippo:
WOOHOO! I WON'T DIE ALONE!
Lefty:
That's depressing old man...
Scraptrap:
WHY ARE THEY TWERKING ON EACH OTHER?
Orville:
Getting down with the young folks.
Mr. Hippo:
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun!
Funtime Chica:
OH GOD! MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE!
Scrap Baby:
BEST WEDDING EVER!
Scraptrap:
Mine was better...
Scrap Baby:
Too bad your marriage didn't last asshole.
Molten Freddy:
LMAO, damn. That was harsh.
Scraptrap:
It's your brother's fault...
Scrap Baby:
MIKE DIDN'T DO SHIT!
Lefty:
SHUT UP! YOU'RE RUINING THE WEDDING!
Scraptrap:
THIS WEDDING ALREADY SUCKED!
Orville:
Shut it old fart.
Mr. Hippo:
You'll never understand our true love.
Rockstar Bonnie:
YOU TWO ARE OLD FARTS TOO!
Helpy:
Not as old as Afton.
Molten Freddy:
He's a fucking antique at this point.
Mr. Hippo:
Where's the cake?
Orville:
WEDDING CAKE!
Helpy:
I can order one...
Lefty:
Who's paying?
Scrap Baby:
Afton.
Scraptrap:
WHAT?
Molten Freddy:
HELL YEAH! THANKS PEEPAW!
Scraptrap:
I AM NOT PAYING!
Scrap Baby:
Yes you are. You've been voluntold by me bitch!
Orville:
PAY UP OLD FART!
Mr. Hippo:
MAKE IT A BIG CAKE!

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