Freddy:
LET ME IN!
Mike:
NO!
Chica:
Did you really think that would work?
Freddy:
BONNIE IS CHASING ME WITH A BROOM! PLEASE!
Foxy:
Fucking what?
Chica:
Uh... what did you do?
Mike:
HOLY SHIT! Fine... I'll let you in.
Freddy:
THANK YOU!
Foxy:
HELLO! FREDDY! What the hell did you do?
Freddy:
I... may have lost his guitar...
Chica:
On second thought, Mike, open the door and let Bonnie beat him.
Mike:
NO! Bonnie is fucking terrifying.
Golden Freddy:
... why did you have his guitar in the first place?
Freddy:
I was just trying to play a prank on him... then I forgot where I hid it...
Mike:
I have an idea... how about everyone try to find it...
Chica:
Thanks for the not so obvious idea Mike...
Bonnie:
Freddy... come out. I just wanna talk...
Freddy:
NO YOU DON'T!
Foxy:
... it's not in my area... but I found a kid's pair of underwear...
Freddy:
FUCKING HUH?
Chica:
Oh... you guys know that bratty kid Jacob who comes every Friday? He threw a fit and began taking off all of his clothes... that's what it's from... also, the guitar is not in the kitchen...
Golden Freddy:
... it's in the bathroom, IN A FUCKING TOILET!
Bonnie:
FREDDY FAZBEAR!
Freddy:
Oh yeah.. haha, funny right?
Mike:
... bye!
Freddy:
MIKE NO! DON'T LEAVE ME!
Foxy:
LMFAO, you deserve it.
Mike:
Alright everyone, truce for now...
Chica:
At this point... we haven't tried to kill you in a few days so... I think we're good.
Mike:
BONNIE TRIED TO OFF ME YESTERDAY!
Chica:
... oh.
Bonnie:
FUCK YOU FREDDY!
Golden Freddy:
He needs to be fixed again... Bonnie fucked him up...
Mike:
I'll just be in the kitchen for the rest of my shift...
Chica:
I'll come join you!
Mike:
FUCK!
Chica:
What? I just want pizza.
Foxy:
Of course you do...
Bonnie:
My beautiful guitar!
Golden Freddy:
Suck it up... your loud ass crying is annoying.
Mike:
Is that what that sound is?
Foxy:
... yes... and he's also about to have a funeral for it.
Chica:
Should I go to this funeral?
Foxy:
I'm going... so he doesn't destroy me next.
Mike:
I'll come too...
Bonnie:
YOU'RE ALL SO NICE! 😭
Golden Freddy:
Are you guys seriously encouraging this?
Mike:
Yes. It's kind of funny to watch.
Foxy:
And here he goes with a long speech about how much the guitar meant to him...
Chica:
All of the memories they shared... blah, blah, blah...
Mike:
I think I've changed my mind. I don't wanna quit this job.
Freddy:
SCREW ALL OF YOU! YOU AREN'T EVEN HELPING ME! I'M STILL BROKEN!
Chica:
Shh, we're now singing some sad ass song...
Freddy:
YOU ALL SUCK!
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FanfictionHELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some...
