Vanessa:
I pledge allegiance to the purple guy... who's name is William Afton.
and for his killings, which we stand.
Several kids. killed by William, and stuffed in suits.
With liberty and justice for all.
Vanessa:
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SAVED IN MY NOTES? LMFAO
Glamrock Bonnie:
The fact that the last line didn't change.
Roxy:
WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Gregory:
That's fucking hilarious.
Vanessa:
No... I'm seriously confused. Where did this come from? I do not remember anything like this.
Cassie:
... Are you sure?
Glamrock Chica:
When is the note dated.
Vanessa:
FUCKING 2 YEARS AGO! HOLY SHIT!
Glamrock Freddy:
I'm concerned.
Monty:
I'm more concerned about the fact that there are a ton of higher ups here, and the place is practically going to shit.
Vanessa:
... This is what happens when I finally take a day off? God damn it. I'm on my way.
Cassie:
I had the weirdest dream. So, I was running away from a headless Glamrock Freddy and Vanessa was there too. For some reason, she decided to admit that she was Vanny, which was fucking obvious. Then, as I finally said something because I thought I was safe, Glamrock Freddy grabbed me and shoved me through the hole where his head should be, so he technically ate me. It was fucking weird.
Glamrock Freddy:
I would never do such a thing.
Glamrock Chica:
LMAO, That's stupid. What did it feel like?
Cassie:
It was weird. Like, it wasn't painful, but it wasn't comfortable.
Vanessa:
Well no shit. Also... Why the fuck was I there?
Cassie:
Probably because I talked to you that day, then you just appeared in my dream to deliver information that was FUCKING OBVIOUS!
Vanessa:
I don't control what I do in your dreams! Damn.
Roxy:
... It would be funny to see a headless Freddy running around though. LOL
Monty:
LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Gregory:
Don't... The higher ups are still here.
Monty:
FUCK THEM! This place already sucks enough!
Glamrock Foxy:
... DJ Music Man malfunctioned and crushed an entire table... and the family that was sitting at it.
Vanessa:
I'm currently applying for a new job. I'm fucking screwed.
Glamrock Bonnie:
You're technically off today though. It's not like you're at fault.
Vanessa:
Oh, I know. I haven't done shit. This damn place might be shut down though. I just walked through the door and... Holy shit, we're fucked.
Cassie:
... I'm hiding under the stage. I'm playing cards with a few of the Endos. One of them is acting weird as hell though.
Gregory:
... Why didn't you tell me you were here? I wanna come join.
Vanessa:
It is a fucking Wednesday. Why aren't you two in school?
Cassie:
Ask that same question to all of the kids running around the building.
Gregory:
Besides, I literally don't have a parent at the moment, so how could I be signed up for regular public school. I'm doing online.
Vanessa:
... We could fix that.
Glamrock Freddy:
No.
Eclipse:
... Emergency in the daycare. A higher-up is trapped in the ball pit.
Vanessa:
I'm on my way... Not to help them, but to laugh my ass off and take pictures.
Glamrock Chica:
... We are screwed. I guess we should all say our final goodbyes?
Monty:
Fuck all of you.
Glamrock Bonnie:
*cries loudly for no reason* NOOOOOOOOO! MY BESTIES!
Glamrock Foxy:
You're all stupid. LMAO
Glamrock Chica:
I have a confession before we all die... Roxy...
Roxy:
... Don't you fucking dare.
Glamrock Bonnie:
HOLY SHIT! IT'S HAPPENING!
Gregory:
I KNEW IT!
Cassie:
... Oh God.
Glamrock Chica:
Roxy... I... Accidentally broke your keytar and blamed it on Monty last week. I'm sorry.
Roxy:
LMAO, I fucking knew it was you. I watched you do it.
Glamrock Bonnie:
... That was disappointing.
Glamrock Chica:
LET THAT SHIT GO! I DON'T LOVE HER! Well, not like that anyway! Damn.
Vanessa:
You can all quit saying your final goodbyes. You'll be fine. LMAO, this is the company who's dealt with several dead kids, remember?
Glamrock Foxy:
Oh yeah... We'll be perfectly fine.
Roxy:
Aw... I didn't get to say what I was gonna say.
Glamrock Bonnie:
Were you gonna confess?
Roxy:
... No. I literally had nothing to say. I was just bullshitting.
Monty:
I still stand by what I said... Fuck all of you.
Eclipse:
Fuck you too.
Gregory:
... Didn't expect that. Also, that Endo really is acting weird.
Vanessa:
Just one more thing to deal with...
Glamrock Freddy:
I recall you saying that to me back when I malfunctioned on stage...
Cassie:
LMAO, CALL HER OUT FREDDY!
Vanessa:
If this place doesn't get shut down and I don't lose my job because of that, I'm still quitting. I'm done with all of you being assholes.
Monty:
OH MY GOD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BITCH HERE! YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT!
Vanessa:
... Good point. LMAO. I can't even count the amount of times I've made kids cry... or you idiots.
Glamrock Chica:
... You literally made me cry 2 days ago.
Gregory:
Over what? LOL
Vanessa:
... I literally just gave her the weekly report of how she did and I said she made one mistake... and she cried. I didn't do shit.
Cassie:
... That's stupid.
Glamrock Chica:
FUCK OFF! 😭
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