FNAF group chat

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Toy Freddy:
WHO'S LEADING THE BAND WHILE I'M BROKEN? IT BETTER NOT BE BONNIE!
Toy Chica:
No one is leading you dumb fuck.
Puppet:
The company is telling kids you're sick though. LMAO
Withered Golden Freddy:
Can kids seriously not handle hearing that an animatronic needs to be fixed. That's fucking ridiculous.
Toy Bonnie:
I am totally fucking leading, and let's be honest... I'm good at it and kids love me more.
Shadow Freddy:
... Is that why they keep throwing pizza at you and yelling "BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!"?
RWQFSFASXC:
It's pissing off parents.
Mangle:
... I'm the one who just threw a Pepsi at him... That kid didn't need it anyway.
Toy chica:
I watched that kid repeatedly suck the Pepsi up the straw, then spit it back in the cup.
Withered Freddy:
That's fucking disgusting.
Toy Bonnie:
I'M COVERED IN KID SPIT! EW!
Withered Foxy:
Why is he screeching like that? It's not that bad.
Withered Chica:
... It's fucking gross, but you're right... The screeching isn't necessary.
Withered Bonnie:
Tell him to shut the fuck up and listen to this song. It's so fucking good.
Withered Bonnie:

Puppet:
What the actual hell is that?
Mangle:
... I GLUED MY BALLS TO MY BUTTHOLE AGAIN!
RWQFSFASXC:
I CAN'T TAKE A DUMP BECAUSE NOW MY BALLS ARE BLOCKING UP MY BUTTHOLE!
Toy Chica:
HE STARTED BLASTING IT!
Toy Bonnie:
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Toy Freddy:
... They need to hurry the fuck up and fix my ass.
Balloon Boy:
I like balls.
Withered Foxy:
SHUT UP!
Balloon Boy:
Bouncy balls!
Shadow Freddy:
YOU ALL REMEMBER GRANDMA ASSDROP? SHE'S BACK!
Withered Golden Freddy:
... Oh hell yeah!
Puppet:
... Not this shit again.
Mangle:
Give the old lady time to eat... She looks hangry.
Toy Bonnie:
... WHY IS ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES YELLING AT ME? 😭
Toy Chica:
Maybe because you're chasing customers away with your shitty singing and jokes. Stop trying to be the damn leader. You're shit.
Withered Bonnie:
HOLY SHIT! That song I sent earlier... They have more. There's one called... "I'd Really Like to Get in Your Pants, Because I Just Shit in Mine". FUCK!
Withered Freddy:
Are you just bored or something?
Withered Bonnie:
... Yes. I'm tired of staring at Toy Freddy's ass.
Toy Freddy:
... It's a nice ass though.
Withered Foxy:
No it fucking isn't.
Withered Chica:
You don't even have an ass. LMAO
RWQFSFASXC:
Why are we comparing asses?
Toy Chica:
Let's be honest... If anyone here has a nice ass and body... It's me. Have you guys seen the teen boys who drool over me?
Mangle:
Yes, I have, and it's fucking gross.
Toy Bonnie:
Oh yeah? Well, all the girls get aroused when they think of me!
Shadow Freddy:
No they fucking don't.
Puppet:
... Speaking of sex... There are some people talking about a failed attempt at using a sex swing from Temu.
RWQFSFASXC:
LMAO, it broke while they were fucking.
Withered Foxy:
Who gets sex toys from Temu? Imagine a dildo breaking while in someone.
Toy Freddy:
Talk about a way to ruin the mood.
Mangle:
Hold on... Now I need to know Grandma Assdrop's sex life.
Toy Chica:
WHY?
Toy Bonnie:
... she's fucking asking.
Withered Freddy:
She? I thought Mangle was a dude. LMAO
Mangle:
... Yes.
Puppet:
... To which one?
Mangle:
Yes.
Shadow Freddy:
HOLY SHIT! Grannie used to be a whore! Her words, not mine.
Withered Bonnie:
Explain.
Mangle:
She used to fuck at least 10 people a week, and she tried to set up an orgy at the local nursing home. They said no. LMAO
Withered Golden Freddy:
... Wait, she just fucked people. Just, anyone?
RWQFSFASXC:
Yeah, old, young, men, women, in between... All races, other shit. She doesn't discriminate.
Puppet:
... Young?
Mangle:
Not that young. Gross. Legal shit only.
Withered Chica:
OK... That's enough of this conversation.