FNAF group chat

Sister Location (12)

Funtime Freddy:
... BOOBS!
Bon-Bon:
LMFAO, fucking BOOBS!
Funtime Foxy:
Is this sixth grade?
Eggs:
Honestly...
Funtime Freddy:
BOOBIES!
Bon-Bon:
PENIS! LMAO
Lolbit:
FUCKING SHUT UP!
Ballora:
... damn.
Baby:
What's wrong with you?
Lolbit:
They're fucking annoying.
Bonnet:
Honestly. Nothing they say is funny.
Bon-Bon:
I'm going to buy an island, and name it Pen Island, but I'll write it like Penisland, with no spaces. LOL
Funtime Foxy:
That's not fucking funny.
Funtime Freddy:
🍆 IT'S A DICK! 😂
Ballora:
If you two don't shut up, I'm going to fucking scoop you.
Lolbit:
Fucking please.
Baby:
SCOOPING IS MY JOB BITCH!
Funtime Freddy:
But... You're Bitch.
Eggs:
Ballora? What the fuck are you doing with a bible?
Ballora:
I'm trying to be a good person... or whatever... and not scoop them. THE POWER OF CHRIST ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH THOUGH!
Bon-Bon:
Why are there angry footsteps approaching us? 🍆
Funtime Freddy:
SHIT! OH FUCK NO! I'M NOT GETTING SCOOPED TODAY! 😋
Lolbit:
LMAO, not gonna lie, those emojis being used like that looks fucking stupid.
Eggs:
I agree... SHE HIT HIM WITH THE BIBLE! HOLY SHIT!
Baby:
Fucking what?
Eggs:
BALLORA IS BEATING FREDDY WITH A BIBLE! LMAO
Bon-Bon:
AAAHH! PUSSY!
Ballora:
SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Bon-Bon:
Oh fuck... IT WAS JUST A JOKE! PUT ME DOWN!
Funtime Foxy:
She threw him harder than Freddy does...
Yendo:
Uh... I think he's broken. Holy shit.
Baby:
Freddy isn't going to be happy.
Eggs:
He's broken too... Ballora fucking destroyed him.
Yendo:
Yeah... that's why I try not to get on her bad side. She's fucking scary.
Bonnet:
Honestly 👨🏼‍🦲
Funtime Foxy:
LMAO, what the hell does that emoji mean?
Lolbit:
You don't know? Fucking loser. 👨🏼‍🦲
Baby:
Even my old ass dad would understand that emoji.
Ballora:
LMFAO, no he wouldn't.
Yendo:
OK... she's not pissed anymore? Good
Ballora:
Nope. The problem has been eliminated.
Funtime Foxy:
I have a fun idea... let's tell our deepest secrets. I trust all of you. Hell, we should all trust each other by now.
Eggs:
... I have a lot of secrets so you can all go first while I find the perfect one.
Baby:
One time, I wanted to scare my dad, so I hid under his bed. I never got the chance though because he fucking came in with Henry and they began FUCKING! IT WAS TRAUMATIZING! I never told anyone because I wanted to forget about it but... damn. It's nice to get that off of my chest.
Eggs:
FUCKING GROSS! OH GOD! That's why you ran out of his room crying that one day?
Baby:
Yeah...
Lolbit:
I ACCIDENTALLY put a porn virus on Mike's phone a month ago.
Eggs:
FUCKING WHY?
Lolbit:
I SAID ACCIDENTALLY! I'M SORRY!
Eggs:
That's why I keep seeing popups that say, "BIG TITS IN YOUR AREA!" Or "Click here to connect with a MILF in your area!"? FUCKING HELL!
Lolbit:
I'M SORRY!
Bonnet:
Yendo and I write fucking awful fanfiction  type stories about you guys.
Yendo:
Yeah... it gets pretty weird. Like, super fucked up.
Baby:
Gross... why?
Bonnet:
Gross? WE DON'T WRITE SMUT! FUCKING DISGUSTING!
Yendo:
We wrote a story about Freddy merging with the Minireenas, then turning into slime and infecting all of us, turning us into weird ass hybrids. There's more but... too many to mention.
Lolbit:
LMAO, I want to read that.
Funtime Foxy:
... one time, I was rented for a kid's party. The child begged me to help them make ice cream, so I did. Uh... this crazy ass family had bleach in their fridge and I thought it was milk. I didn't realize until the child said the ice cream tasted funny as they were eating it. I fucking left after that and I'm not sure if that kid is still alive or not. LMAO
Ballora:
THE KID SHOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO SMELL THE DAMN BLEACH WHEN YOU OPENED IT!
Eggs:
WHY WEREN'T THE PARENTS SUPERVISING!
Baby:
You'd be surprised how much parents trust us to keep their kids safe. One time, a mom went to the store for three fucking hours and left me with her five kids. IT WAS HELL!
Eggs:
You are a kid though... I mean, technically.
Baby:
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!
Eggs:
Fair enough.
Ballora:
I hate Lolbit.
Lolbit:
THAT'S NOT A SECRET BITCH! WE ALL KNOW!
Ballora:
I'm fucking joking. I enjoy kicking kids when I'm dancing at their parties.
Funtime Foxy:
YOU ALWAYS SAY IT'S AN ACCIDENT!
Ballora:
It isn't. I kick children on purpose because... it just brings me joy. LMAO
Bonnet:
You also listen to fucking heavy metal and you're good at screamo.
Ballora:
... SHUT UP!
Baby:
FUCKING SERIOUSLY? 😂
Ballora:
Mike... your turn.
Eggs:
I've used my dad's card to buy countless porn magazines and weird ass sex toys. They're all delivered with his name on them. It pissed off Mom a lot. It was pretty damn funny.
Baby:
THE ANAL BEADS WAS YOUR DOING?
Eggs:
LMAO, that was fucking funny.
Baby:
"GOD DAMN IT WILLIAM! FIRST, IT'S HOT MEN MONTHLY! NOW, ANAL BEADS! ARE YOU FUCKING HENRY BEHIND MY BACK? WHAT KIND OF FREAKY SHIT DO YOU DO?"
Eggs:
"WILLIAM! WHY DO YOU NEED THIS TWELVE INCH DILDO? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Baby:
FUCKING YES!
Funtime Foxy:
Oh God... what other secrets do you have if you had to search for that one?
Eggs:
... you only said one secret so I'm done... for now.
Funtime Freddy:
Bon-Bon and I regularly sneak out of here and into Mike's house to place dog shit in random areas. LMAO. We put it in his shoe once.
Bon-Bon:
There's some in his fridge right now.
Ballora:
WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS STILL ALIVE?
Bon-Bon:
We made a version of us that looked real enough to trick you... and you destroyed that.
Funtime Freddy:
We've been in the breaker room this entire time. You're fucking stupid. LMAO 🍆
Ballora:
FUCK BOTH OF YOU!
Lolbit:
She's going to destroy the real versions of them now.
Eggs:
NOT IF I DO IT FIRST! THERE'S DOG SHIT IN MY FRIDGE! IT'S THEIR FAULT I STEPPED IN DOG SHIT LAST WEEK! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING DOG! THERE HAS BEEN DOG SHIT EVERYWHERE AND IT STAINED MY FAVORITE CARPET! FUCK YOU!
Bon-Bon:
Uh... I think we fucked up.
Funtime Freddy:
They're both coming... aren't they?
Baby:
Yes... and you deserve it.
Bon-Bon:
TITS!