A/N: Not dead. Just not motivated. I started writing this chapter like two months ago.
Springtrap:
FOXY! STOP CHASING ME WITH A CROWBAR!
Phantom Foxy:
NO! I'M BORED!
Springtrap:
OW! MY FUCKING KNEES!
Phantom Puppet:
GET CROWBARRED BITCH!
Phantom Mangle:
LMAO, bash his skull in!
Phantom Chica:
BB IS NEXT!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
FUCK YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE A WATERMELON! UGLY BITCH!
Phantom Freddy:
Oh my God... SHE FUCKING DOES!
Phantom Puppet:
... I don't see it.
Phantom Mangle:
I do. LOL
Phantom Foxy:
I also don't see it.
Springtrap:
I HEAR KIDS AGAIN! WHERE ARE THEY!
Phantom Freddy:
He's fucking crazy...
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Hey... If you all hate me, then why do you all only call me BB? That's a nickname. You must like me a little bit...
Phantom Chica:
No... We just don't care enough to use your full name. You're not worth that.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
FUCK YOU! UGLY WHORE!
Springtrap:
... Why the hell is he so bitter?
Phantom Freddy:
Honestly, I don't know. He should be used to the fact that we hate him.
Phantom Puppet:
Hey Peepaw? Wanna play Bingo?
Springtrap:
Why the hell would I want to play Bingo? And stop calling me that!
Phantom Foxy:
... Because you're old as shit. Old people love Bingo.
Phantom Mangle:
And pudding... Gross.
Springtrap:
... You can't even eat. How would you know pudding is gross?
Phantom Mangle:
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SHIT? It looks like ass!
Phantom Chica:
That's a good point.
Springtrap:
So many foods look bad, but taste good. You morons wouldn't understand.
Phantom Freddy:
... Do you even remember what food tastes like? How long have you been in that suit again? LMAO
Phantom Foxy:
What did it feel like to get springlocked?
Springtrap:
Oh, it felt like a nice massage... IT FELT LIKE HELL YOU DUMBASS!
Phantom Puppet:
... You haven't experienced hell yet. You'll get to someday, I know you will.
Phantom Mangle:
YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE! WOOHOO!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
I want to play BINGO!
Phantom Puppet:
No. That game sucks.
Springtrap:
My family used to get together with Henry's family and have bingo nights.
Phantom Puppet:
And you would fucking cheat.
Phantom Freddy:
How do you know that?
Phantom Puppet:
I just do. Plus, it's fucking Afton we're talking about. It's not shocking that he would cheat.
Springtrap:
... Fuck you.
Phantom Mangle:
Just like he cheated on his wife.
Springtrap:
SHUT THE HELL UP! I DID NOT!
Phantom Foxy:
BULLSHIT!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
EVERYONE PLAY BINGO WITH ME OR I WILL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN!
Phantom Freddy:
WOOHOO! FIRE! FUCKING DO IT!
Phantom Chica:
You guys ever think about how Christians are pyromaniacs? They are constantly talking about burning in hell. Just, "YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!"
Phantom Puppet:
... Holy shit. They are.
Springtrap:
... I'm glad I'm not stupid like the rest of you.
Phantom Foxy:
WILLIAM! Must I remind you that you killed kids, went to try to get rid of them, climbed into your old ass suit that was fucking barely functioning and already dangerous, and got yourself fucking killed or whatever... BY SOMETHING YOU HELPED MAKE! YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID!
Phantom Puppet:
Not to mention that you've been chasing the sound of kids that literally aren't here for ages now. Dumb fuck.
Springtrap:
... I wish I died completely. I'm done with you fuckers.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Me too... I hate them.
Springtrap:
Don't agree with me you little shit. If you were an actual child, I wouldn't even waste my time killing you.
Phantom Chica:
... Damn.
Phantom Freddy:
Brutal.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
I WAS TRYING TO BE EMPATHETIC!
Phantom Foxy:
Just agreeing that you hate someone or a group of people isn't fucking empathy you idiot.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Springtrap:
If anything, no one asked you to fucking exist.
Phantom Mangle:
For once, I agree with Arfton.
Phantom Mangle:
LMAO, I meant Afton. That just sounds like if he was a dog.
Phantom Freddy:
ARFTON 🐶
Springtrap:
... That somehow feels insulting.
Phantom Foxy:
A man who killed kids is insulted by a typo and an emoji? Pathetic.
Phantom Freddy:
🐶
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