FNAF group chat

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Bonnie:
Freddy!
Bonnie:
Fredboy!
Bonnie:
FREDDY!
Bonnie:
FREDDY FAZBUCKET!
Mike:
It's actually Fazbitch.
Freddy:
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT BONNIE?
Bonnie:
Can I use your microphone for a moment?
Freddy:
NO!
Chica:
He's probably going to eat it.
Bonnie:
I WANT TO DO KARAOKE!
Foxy:
DO NOT GIVE HIM THAT MICROPHONE!
Golden Freddy:
I've got one for him...
Mike:
Is it the one I think it is?
Chica:
... yes. HE FUCKING FELL FOR IT!
Freddy:
He looks ridiculous.
Foxy:
So did you dumb fuck.
Chica:
What fucking song is this?
Mike:
GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME! GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME!
Golden Freddy:
This song is great.
Bonnie:
Sliver by Nirvana.
Freddy:
Mike... that's a fucking table, not drums.
Foxy:
At least he isn't playing the spoons.
Mike:
Fuck the spoons... or the triangle.
Bonnie:
You can use my guitar.
Mike:
FUCK YEAH!
Chica:
Fucking kill me.
Freddy:
You're already dead.
Foxy:
Thanks for the reminder... wait... I wonder what our funerals were like.
Bonnie:
My cousin probably had to sing Amazing Grace... LMAO
Freddy:
My family probably just cried. Nothing fun.
Golden Freddy:
I always told my family I wanted cake at my funeral. Do you think they actually had cake?
Mike:
Probably... respect the wishes of the dead.
Chica:
My grandma most likely shit her pants in the middle of the service. That was a normal thing for her.
Freddy:
I'm sorry... WHAT?
Chica:
She also had a habit of doing that every time we went to the store... it was fucking embarrassing.
Bonnie:
I did the same thing when I was younger.
Mike:
... gross.
Foxy:
My uncle was probably drinking in the back while my mom screamed at him. "STOP DRINKING ALAN! THIS IS YOUR NEPHEW'S FUNERAL FOR FUCKS SAKE! HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT!"
Golden Freddy:
... are you OK? That's pretty specific.
Foxy:
It happened at every family event. My favorite was Thanksgiving... "GOD DAMN IT ALAN! YOU DIDN'T EVEN COOK THE TURKEY! YOU'RE A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT!" He hit her car later that day.
Bonnie:
... that's fucked up.
Freddy:
Yeah... therapy time?
Mike:
Hell no... I have issues too...
Chica:
We can kidnap a therapist and bring them here.
Mike:
That's illegal. No.
Foxy:
This same uncle gave my dad a bag of beans for Christmas. I still don't know why.
Freddy:
One year, I gave my mom a used tissue as a gift.
Bonnie:
I DID THE SAME THING!
Golden Freddy:
You guys are fucking gross.
Mike:
I gave my brother dog shit once... I kind of feel bad for that.
Chica:
... you must have been a terrible sibling.
Mike:
Yeah, I definitely was. LOL
Foxy:

There is one thing I miss that I can't do when dead... I miss watching my neighbor dance in a banana costume on Sunday mornings in his front yard.
Mike:
I want to see that.
Freddy:
I think I remember him. Everyone in town knew him.
Bonnie:
Was he the guy who was once arrested for pissing in that old lady's garden?
Foxy:
Yes... that was his grandma and he was mad at her for not giving him any cookies when he went to visit.
Golden Freddy:
He sounds... interesting.