FNAF group chat

Sister Location (17)

Funtime Freddy:
ABBY! TELL EGGS TO LEAVE BON-BON ALONE!
Ballora:
Who the fuck is Abby?
Eggs:
LMAO, I will not leave Bon-Bon alone.
Baby:
... WERE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Funtime Freddy:
FUCK AUTOCORRECT!
Funtime Freddy:
Anyway, EGGS! Stop!
Baby:
Abby. LMAO
Eggs:
He's having fun. It's fine.
Bon-Bon:
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Lolbit:
Yeah, he sounds like he's fine... MIKE! I'M NEXT!
Bonnet:
Actually... I'm next. Mike already promised.
Baby:
What the hell are you doing anyway.
Funtime Freddy:
HE'S HOLDING ONTO BON-BON'S ARMS AND SPINNING HIM AROUND! He's gonna break him! 😭
Ballora:
Shut up. Mike knows what he's doing.
Bon-Bon:
... I'm fine. He's done. It was fun as hell.
Bonnet:
ME NEXT!
Funtime Foxy:
I'm interested in seeing how Mike is planning to do this with Lolbit. Bon-Bon and Bonnet are small and light enough...
Lolbit:
ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT? FUCK YOU!
Yendo:
LMFAO, you're just the size of an average animatronic...
Eggs:
We'll switch places.
Lolbit:
... Fine with me... I'm gonna pull your shoulders out of socket!
Baby:
Don't you fucking dare.
Funtime Freddy:
Aw, protective over your big brother I see...
Baby:
No... I just don't want to deal with trying to call EMS, explain this weird ass situation, and all of that.
Eggs:
... Fuck you too Elizabeth.
Funtime Foxy:
You mean Abby? LMFAO
Eggs:
Yeah, sure. Still don't know who the fuck that is.
(Baby changed name to Abby)
Abby:
... Ew, never mind. This is weird. I thought it would be funny. I hate it.
(Abby changed name to Baby)
Yendo:
Oh thank God. That was confusing.
Funtime Freddy:
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! 😭
Bonnet:
Shut up. Also, I'm done!
Eggs:
Let's go Lolbitch.
Lolbit:
FUCK YEAH!
Funtime Foxy:
Holy shit... IT's an animatronic and human tornado.
Ballora:
... Someone's gonna get hurt.
Baby:
... Why is Mike cackling like that? He sounds like he's finally lost his mind.
Lolbit:
SHIT! HE'S SLIPPING! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Bon-Bon:
... Oh. That had to hurt.
Baby:
DID YOU JUST FLING MY BROTHER INTO A FUCKING WALL?
Lolbit:
I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Funtime Foxy:
... They actually mean it. I've never seen that mother fucker so worried.
Funtime Freddy:
MIKEBIT!
Eggs:
FUCKING STOP THAT SHIT! GROSS!
Lolbit:
MIKE! YOU'RE ALIVE!
Eggs:
Well no shit. I'm fine. I'll just be sore tomorrow... and my ribs may be fractured, but it's fine.
Ballora:
... Go to the fucking hospital.
Eggs:
I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THAT!
Baby:
... Honestly. It's clear that the pay isn't why you stay at this job.
Eggs:
It's the entertainment... Now, who's next.
Baby:
No! No more. God, I don't need another dead sibling.
Eggs:
YOU'RE DEAD TOO BITCH!
Yendo:
... We all are...
Eggs:
Don't start that shit.
Funtime Foxy:
I'm next!
Lolbit:
NO!
Baby:
I wonder if I can Xray scan Mike to see if his bones are still intact.
Eggs:
LMAO, you were not programmed to do that.
Baby:
I'M TRYING ANYWAY! FUCK OFF!
Funtime Freddy:
Abby's gonna fail.
Funtime Freddy:
SHIT! I MEANT ABBY!
Yendo:
Baby*
Baby:
THANK YOU!
Funtime Foxy:
LMAO, that really is some fucked up autocorrect.
Funtime Freddy:
SHUT UP!