Eggs Benedict:
WHICH ONE OF YOU LOCKED ME IN A ROOM WITH FUNTIME FREDDY?
Funtime Foxy:
I'm pretty sure he did it himself.
Eggs Benedict:
WELL SOMEONE FUCKING HELP! I'M GONNA DIE!
Baby:
LMAO, good luck!
Ballora:
... I'm busy...
Funtime Freddy:
I JUST WANT TO PLAY CARDS! DAMN!
Eggs Benedict:
Oh... OK.
Funtime Foxy:
CAN I JOIN?
Baby:
I'm joining too.
Lolbit:
Can I narrate the card game?
Yendo:
WHO NARRATES CARD GAMES?
Lolbit:
I DO... ASSHOLE!
Bonnet:
Bon-Bon... wanna steal cards?
Bon-Bon:
FUCK YES!
Ballora:
I'm coming to make sure you don't do anything stupid.
Funtime Freddy:
I thought you were busy. hmmm...
Ballora:
I was but... last time there was a card game, there was a flood and a fire...
Funtime Foxy:
I'm still not sure how that was possible.
Bonnet:
... oops.
Bon-Bon:
I thought we agreed to never bring this up again...
Funtime Freddy:
CAN WE JUST START?
Baby:
Sure... we're literally all just sitting here.
Eggs Benedict:
Why is there a Minireena on my head?
Ballora:
... you can keep that one...
Baby:
LMAO, what card did you just put down?
Funtime Freddy:
WAS THAT THE FUCKING GAME RULES?
Lolbit:
What game are you guys even playing? I'm trying to narrate but next thing you know, there's a king of hearts, an Old Maid card, the game rules for Go Fish and now... IS THAT A POKEMON CARD?
Baby:
I honestly thought we agreed on Uno...
Funtime Foxy:
UNO? I thought it was Crazy Eights!
Eggs Benedict:
It's not Poker?
Funtime Freddy:
... was no one else just trying to play Go Fish?
Lolbit:
YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKING WORST!
Yendo:
Where did the poker chip come from?
Bonnet:
I found it in Mike's pocket...
Bon-Bon:
Mike? I still call him Eggs.
Eggs Benedict:
And this is why Bonnet is better than you.
Bonnet:
YAY!
Bon-Bon:
YOU BITCH!
Eggs Benedict:
Did you just bite my knee?
Ballora:
Is that a fucking fire?
Funtime Foxy:
NO!
Lolbit:
Are you throwing cards at it to put it out?
Yendo:
YOU'RE MAKING IT BIGGER!
Funtime Freddy:
I'll throw Bon-Bon at it!
Eggs Benedict:
I can throw the weird Minireena at it too...
Bon-Bon:
NO! I'M RUNNING AWAY!
Bonnet:
FUCKING HOW?
Baby:
That fire isn't getting any smaller...
Funtime Foxy:
Throw ice cream at it then...
Baby:
I'M NOT WASTING PRECIOUS ICE CREAM ON YOUR FUCK UP! GO TO HELL!
Lolbit:
Well damn...
Eggs Benedict:
I found a fire extinguisher...
Bon-Bon:
Thank Butters...
Yendo:
Butters?
Bonnet:
EXOTIC BUTTERS!
Eggs Benedict:
I still wish I got cash... even though it came out of my paycheck...
Baby:
That's fucking stupid.
Ballora:
... where did the Minireena go?
Eggs Benedict:
Oh... I actually threw it in the fire before I put it out...
Funtime Freddy:
Can we go back to playing cards now?
Baby:
Sure... we're still playing Uno, right?
Funtime Foxy:
CRAZY EIGHTS! GET IT RIGHT!
Eggs Benedict:
I have poker chips though...
Funtime Freddy:
Go Fish?
Lolbit:
I'm OUT! YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK!
YOU ARE READING
FNAF group chat
FanfictionHELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some...
