Nightmare Mangle:
I CAN HEAR FUCKING! WHO IS FUCKING?
Nightmare Bonnie:
Fredbear and Nightmare...
Nightmare:
THE FUCK? NO!
Nightmare Fredbear:
WE ARE NOT FUCKING!
Jack-O-Chica:
I'm pretty sure it's the parents.
Nightmare Mangle:
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING LOUD? DAMN!
Nightmare Freddy:
Sounds like some rough kinky sex to me...
Nightmare Chica:
I do not want that image in my head. Fuck you.
Nightmarionne:
I'm just trying to ignore it... but it's hard.
Nightmare Foxy:
Why is Jack-O-Bonnie free style rapping to it?
Jack-O-Bonnie:
YEAH! Drugs, sex, something else. I fuck her... and then... blah blah blah.
Nightmare:
That was the worst free style I've ever heard.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
SHUT UP! I'M AMAZING! I'm the next Lil Pump.
Nightmare Bonnie:
HELL YEAH!
Nightmare Mangle:
I forgot Lil Pump existed...
Nightmare Fredbear:
I don't think it's a good thing to be the next Lil Pump then.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
He's the fucking king of rap and Nicki Minaj is the queen. Fuck Cardiovascular Bronchitis.
Nightmare Chica:
At least you don't listen to ChapHop.
Nightmarionne:
I only listen to classical music...
Plushtrap:
I enjoy atonal music.
Nightmare Foxy:
THAT SHIT SUCKS!
Plushtrap:
Says the one who only listens to shitty emo music.
Nightmare:
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
Nightmare Mangle:
MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Nightmare Chica:
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!
Nightmare Foxy:
You all have good taste.
Jack-O-Chica:
This doesn't solve our problem... the fucking is getting louder and the rapping is getting worse.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
BANANA CHERRY... COUCH AND BRICK! I want you to suck my... candy cane.
Nightmare Bonnie:
THOSE LYRICS! They are so full of emotion... 👏🏼
Nightmare Fredbear:
No... that was just stupid.
Nightmare Bonnie:
You just don't know true talent...
Nightmare Foxy:
Says the one who screeches every time you try to sing anything.
Jack-O-Chica:
Wait... that might be the solution. Just start singing and it will distract the parents from their annoying fucking.
Nightmare Bonnie:
I'm gonna sing Yummy by Justin Bieber...
Nightmare Chica:
Everyone cover your fucking ears. This song sucks...
Nightmare Mangle:
And so does his singing. Damn. How is it worse than the original?
Nightmare Fredbear:
On the bright side... the fucking stopped.
Nightmarionne:
Good... now, make him stop.
Nightmare Bonnie:
WHY DID YOU THROW A BLOCK OF CHEESE AT MY HEAD?
Jack-O-Chica:
To make you shut up. You suck.
Nightmare:
Ahh, peace and quiet...
Jack-O-Bonnie:
Now I have nothing to rap to! DAMN IT!
Plushtrap:
Your rapping sucked.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
SHUT UP ANKLE BITER!
Plushtrap:
I will rip your head off.
Nightmare Mangle:
Can you even reach it? LMAO
Plushtrap:
I'm gonna steal your parts so you can't move.
Nightmare Bonnie:
Can I start singing again?
Nightmare Chica:
Only if you want more cheese thrown at you...
Nightmare Bonnie:
I LOVE CHEESE!
Nightmare:
Fine. I'll throw mayonnaise at you. ...
Nightmare Foxy:
Please don't... he eats mayo with a fucking spoon... BY ITSELF
Nightmare Fredbear:
Yeah... I don't wanna see that shit.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I don't even do that...
Jack-O-Chica:
No... you're worse. You eat mustard by itself... ew.
Nightmarionne:
You all disgust me...
Plushtrap:
I hate those people who put ketchup on literally everything. Eggs, macaroni and cheese... FUCKING EVERYTHING
Nightmare Foxy:
On macaroni and cheese? That sounds like a cry for help.
Nightmare Freddy:
Better than chicken and waffles.
Nightmare:
THAT SHIT IS GOOD AS FUCK!
Nightmare Fredbear:
I agree...
Nightmare Foxy:
That just sounds like a pregnancy craving.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
No... pregnancy cravings are onions in ice cream or peanut butter on squash.
Jack-O-Chica:
I'm gonna guess you've eaten both of those and enjoyed them.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
No... maybe... OK, fine. SHUT UP! STOP JUDGING!
Nightmarionne:
Stay away from me... you are a disgrace.
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