FNAF2 (2)

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Toy Freddy:
SOME KID JUST ASKED ME FOR MATH HELP AND I COULDN'T SAY NO! HELP ME!
Toy Bonnie:
What's the math question? I'm great at math!
Toy Freddy:
On second thought, I think I'll be fine.
Withered Foxy:
What kid asks an animatronic for homework help anyways?
Toy Chica:
It actually happens a lot and since we're programmed to make kids happy, we have to sit and help the little shits... I mean... WONDERFUL CHILDREN!
Toy Freddy:
285/15 = ?
Toy Bonnie:
10... DUH
Mangle:
FUCKING WRONG! 19
Withered Chica:
... 10? Really?
Toy Bonnie:
HOW IS IT 19!
Withered Golden Freddy:
I really hope no kids ask you for homework help...
Toy Bonnie:
I helped Sara and Brad with their history homework last week and I'm pretty sure they got a 100%
Withered Bonnie:
OK... what was one of the questions?
Toy Bonnie:
When was the War of 1812... it was in 1620! I can't believe they needed help with that!
Mangle:
... I hate kids but I genuinely feel bad for those two... you probably caused them to fail.
Balloon Boy:
Some kid asked how babies were made... I don't know!
Puppet:
That wasn't homework BB... it was just a curious kid.
Balloon Boy:
Oh...
Toy Chica:
I hate it when high school kids bring in their stuff because their 7 year old sibling said they could get help from us... THEN THEY JUST MAKE US DO THE WORK!
Puppet:
A 16 year old girl asked me to write her paper on Shakespeare... I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET!
Withered Freddy:
These are the types of things that make me hate the fact that I'm stuck in this fucking parts and service room!
Toy Freddy:
You wanna help kids with their homework?
Withered Freddy:
NO! I wanna see you guys suffer in person.
Mangle:
It's actually very interesting.
Toy Chica:
YOU JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE EVER ASKS YOU!
Mangle:
They're too busy tearing me apart... YOU FUCKING THINK THEY HAVE TIME TO ASK ME FOR HOMEWORK HELP?
Toy Freddy:
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE! THEY WANT ME TO HELP THEM MEMORIZE PI!
Toy Bonnie:
What kind of pie? Cherry, apple, pecan... WHAT KIND?
Balloon Boy:
NOT ACTUAL PIE!
Withered Golden Freddy:
3.1415926535897932384626433... do you want me to continue?
Withered Foxy:
NO! SHUT UP!
Balloon Boy:
IT DOESN'T STOP AFTER 3.14? I thought it did!
Puppet:
It doesn't end.
Mangle:
OK, but Pi chain? LMAO
Withered Golden Freddy:
Whoever wants to pick up where I left off can...
Toy Bonnie:
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Mangle:
Nope...
Toy Chica:
Did you just press random shit?
Toy Bonnie:
I thought that's how pie was made!
Puppet:
PI! NOT PIE!
Toy Bonnie:
SILENT E! IT'S THERE! I'M SMART!
Puppet:
Pie is the dessert!
Withered Bonnie:
Pi is the spelling of the Greek symbol π which is what represents the number 3.14...
Toy Bonnie:
STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M STUPID!
Mangle:
But... you kind of are...
Toy Bonnie:
I'M GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS!
Mangle:
... oh no... how intimidating...
Withered Bonnie:
You're literally a take apart and put back together attraction... what is he going to accomplish if he actually follows up with his threat?
Mangle:
Exactly!
Toy Bonnie:
SHUT UP!

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