FNAF group chat

Pizzeria Simulator (14)

Molten Freddy:
GIVE ME ONE MARGARITA, I'MMA OPEN MY LEGS!
Lefty:
NO!
Nedd Bear:
GIVE ME TWO MARGARITAS, I'MMA GIVE YOU SOME HEAD!
Scrap Baby:
SHUT UP!
Scraptrap:
This music sucks.
Molten Freddy:
You're just old.
Lefty:
No... this song is just ass...
Nedd Bear:
... you're ass...
Scrap Baby:
And you're a Freddy Fazbear rip off... LMAO
Nedd Bear:
I am not! I'm original.
Helpy:
NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!
Bucket Bob:
That's like me saying, "I'm not trash." LOL
Nedd Bear:
That's different.
Helpy:
No it's not.
Scrap Baby:
Just face it... you're a rip off.
Nedd Bear:
OK... you're a rip off too then.
Scrap Baby:
OF WHO BITCH?
Nedd Bear:
Of Circus Baby... you know, from the 80s or some shit!
Scraptrap:
...
Lefty:
...
Molten Freddy:
... oh my fucking God.
Scrap Baby:
THAT'S ME YOU DUMB FUCK! I'm not a remake or something. I am Circus Baby... just fucked up.
Nedd Bear:
... oh.
Helpy:
I have never met anyone that stupid.
Scraptrap:
... Happy Frog, Molten Freddy, every Bonnie in existence... the list goes on.
Helpy:
... fair enough.
Molten Freddy:
I'm not stupid.
Bucket Bob:
... you use a calculator to see if 2+2 still equals 4.
Molten Freddy:
THEY MAY CHANGE THE ANSWER SOMEDAY!
Bucket Bob:
... NO THEY FUCKING WON'T!
Nedd Bear:
HOLD ON!... If I'm a Freddy rip off, then so is Lefty.
Lefty:
Good point. I'm just a recolored Rockstar Freddy... just fucked up... LMAO
Scrap Baby:
... your microphone is in the opposite hand though. Huge difference. 😂
Lefty:
True. That makes me original then.
Nedd Bear:
NO!
Molten Freddy:
It's a joke dumbass.
Scraptrap:
You're a fucking joke...
Molten Freddy:
WHAT DID YOU SAY ASSHOLE? I'M GONNA PULL YOUR FUCKING PLUG!
Helpy:
... life support couldn't even help him... LMAO
Scrap Baby:
What the hell would it even be supporting? He's practically dead!
Bucket Bob:
Could he be considered a zombie?
Lefty:
Hmmm... good question. Maybe.
Scraptrap:
NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S STUPID!
Molten Freddy:
AND YOU'RE OLD!
Helpy:
We already discussed that... we know he's fucking ancient..
Molten Freddy:
And we've also already discussed that I'm stupid... which is wrong... so fuck you.
Lefty:
Why is everyone so bitchy today? Damn.
Bucket Bob:
Is it because Happy Frog is performing? We're all having to hear her awful singing.
Scrap Baby:
Yeah... it's driving me to insanity... well, further into my descent into insanity. LMAO I think my death drove me to insanity itself.
Lefty:
Being pulled into a robot after being enticed by an ice cream cone will definitely do that to you. LMAO
Molten Freddy:
I KNOW! We can cheer everyone up with a card game!
Scrap Baby:
Hell yeah! Uno, right?
Molten Freddy:
... go fish...
Scraptrap:
I prefer poker.
Lefty:
... crazy eights?
Molten Freddy:
Déjà vu? LMAO
Scrap Baby:
Yep... I feel it too. Just don't set a fire.
Helpy:
A WHAT?
Molten Freddy:
We used to play amazingly confusing card games and somehow, a fire would happen every time.
Scrap Baby:
Our games pissed off some individuals but... it's fine.
Bucket Bob:
Yeah... I'm confused. I hear Molten Freddy screaming about a 2 of triangles card. What is that?
Scrap Baby:
... don't ask. LMAO
Happy Frog:
I SEE HOW IT IS! WHEN I'M PERFORMING, YOU'RE ALL TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME! FUCK ALL OF YOU! MY SINGING IS GOOD! I'M NOT ANNOYING AND I'M NOT THE CAUSE OF YOU ALL BEING ASSHOLES! STOP BLAMING ME FOR YOUR INSIGNIFICANT PROBLEMS!
Scraptrap:
Shut up you toad-lip bitch.
Helpy:
What kind of fucking insult is that?
Molten Freddy:
Who cares... Happy Frog, you suck .
Scrap Baby:
Yeah... no one likes you.
Lefty:
Not even the kids like your annoying green ass.
Happy Frog:
FUCK OFF!