Nightmarionne:
I'm gay!
Nightmare Foxy:
WHAT?
Nightmare Fredbear:
Congrats I guess...
Nightmarionne:
NO! NO I'M NOT! BONNIE TOOK MY PHONE!
Nightmare Bonnie:
I was just exposing the truth!
Nightmarionne:
NO YOU WEREN'T!
Nightmare Mangle:
Well... if we're coming out... I'm spectrosexual and I wanna fuck a ghost!
Nightmare Chica:
FUCKING NO!
Nightmare Mangle:
DON'T BE SPECTROPHOBIC!
Jack-O-Chica:
You all have fucking problems...
Plushtrap:
YOU FUCKING CRIED OVER A PUMPKIN!
Jack-O-Chica:
IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME!
Nightmare Chica:
I wouldn't even cry over my cupcake... do we need to have an intervention?
Jack-O-Bonnie:
YES! SHE NEEDS HELP! *cries uncontrollably*
Jack-O-Chica:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nightmare Freddy:
DID SOMEONE SAY INTERVENTION? *is holding a bible*
Nightmare Fredbear:
He actually has a fucking bible...
Nightmare Freddy:
In the beginning... God created the Earth.
Nightmare Mangle:
YOU NEED JESUS, NOT THE PUMPKIN! REPENT BITCH!
Nightmare Foxy:
You fuckers do have problems... what the hell?
Jack-O-Bonnie:
This affects me more than all of you because... it just does. *is still crying*
Nightmare:
The health risks included in this pumpkin addiction are... DEATH AND MORE DEATH!
Jack-O-Chica:
IT'S NOT AN ADDICTION!
Nightmarionne:
... you cried... OVER A FUCKING PUMPKIN!
Jack-O-Chica:
BONNIE CRIED OVER A FUCKING SANDWICH!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
THAT'S DIFFERENT!
Nightmare Bonnie:
We've both done that? YAY! LET'S MOURN THOSE SANDWICHES TOGETHER!
Plushtrap:
Dear fucking God... why?
Nightmare Freddy:
A man shall not lie with man as he does with woman... HOLD ON! I CAN'T BE GAY?
Nightmare Mangle:
It was originally about pedophilia but... 1946 came around and it was changed.
Nightmare Foxy:
So... lesbians are fine? LMAO
Nightmare:
Men can not lie with other men but... WOMEN! WOMEN CAN FUCK AS MANY WOMEN AS THEY WANT! WOOHOO! LESBIANS!
Nightmarionne:
I'm just confused on why he's still reading that bible.
Nightmare Freddy:
I'M HELPING WITH THE INTERVENTION!
Jack-O-Chica:
WE AREN'T HAVING A FUCKING INTERVENTION!
Nightmare Bonnie:
You can't get better if you don't try!
Nightmare Fredbear:
She's a lost cause... I'm sorry everyone. *plays some depressing ass music for dramatic effect*
Jack-O-Chica:
Anyway... can we discuss how stupid Nightmarionne's name is?
Nightmare Bonnie:
FUCKING HONESTLY!
Nightmare:
It should be Nightmarionette. WHY IS THERE A SECOND N?
Nightmarionne:
Don't ask me. I didn't fucking name myself. Why am I not just Nightmare Puppet or some shit?
Jack-O-Bonnie:
THIS IS JUST A DISTRACTION FROM THE INTERVENTION!
Nightmare Freddy:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Nightmare Fredbear:
FREDDY SHUT UP!
Nightmare Foxy:
Why are you writing it the same way it's written in the Bible? Fuck the old people language.
Nightmare Mangle:
It's also plagiarism...
Nightmare Bonnie:
No... isn't plagiarism that thing that's like a disease that kills a bunch of people... Like, the Bubonic Plagiarism?
Plushtrap:
PLAGUE! BUBONIC PLAGUE YOU IDIOT!
Nightmare Bonnie:
CLOSE ENOUGH!
Nightmare Chica:
... no it's not.
Jack-O-Chica:
The Freddles have been extremely quiet tonight.
Freddle 3:
We're busy...
Freddle 1:
We're creating plans for PAA meetings...
Nightmare Fredbear:
PAA?
Freddle 2:
Pumpkin Addicts Anonymous...
Jack-O-Chica:
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS SHIT!
Nightmare Freddy:
I'd put more bible verses here but.. the Freddles ate the fucking book.
Nightmare:
Not gonna lie... I ship Jesus and Satan.
Nightmare Mangle:
THE FORBIDDEN SHIP!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
Mary and Joseph are my OTP!
Nightmare Foxy:
WHY? FUCKING NO!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
IT'S MY OTP! FUCK YOU!
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionHELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some...
