Pizzeria Simulator (3)

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Helpy:
GUYS!
Lefty:
What now?
Helpy:
TELL PEEPAW WILLY TO STOP VIDEOING ME WHEN I BREAK MY NECK!
Scraptrap:
... no.
Scrap Baby:
You're an ass...
Molten Freddy:
Just stop trying to jump in the ball pit...
Helpy:
NO! It's fun when I actually make it in!
Scraptrap:

Lefty:
FUCK OFF!
Helpy:
YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Bucket Bob:
WHO WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT BUCKETS?
Funtime Chica:
FUCKING NO ONE!
Molten Freddy:
HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE HERE?
Scrap Baby:
She got here like a week ago...
Funtime Chica:
You were too busy trying to get Afton to twerk that you didn't notice...
Lefty:
YOU TRIED TO GET HIM TO TWERK?
Scraptrap:
FUCK OFF!
Molten Freddy:
He's got some moves! I put it on my TikTok... my username is Burnt_Bear87
Scrap Baby:
LOL, I already saw it...
Bucket Bob:
MY TIKTOK IS ABOUT BUCKETS! It's called FuckItBucket
Rockstar Chica:
As much as I don't care about buckets, that username is great. My TikTok is about starting a revolution against wet floor signs. My username is WetFloor_Sign.Destroyer
Lefty:
You have issues...
Nedd Bear:
My fucking username is NotAFreddyFazbearRipOff
Rockstar Chica:
BUT YOU FUCKING ARE!
Nedd Bear:
I AM NOT!
Funtime Chica:
Is he fucking stupid or something?
Scraptrap:
Should I make a TickTackTock?
Scrap Baby:
Try getting the name right before trying to make an account...
Lefty:
I'LL MAKE ONE FOR YOU!
Helpy:
You seem too eager...
Molten Freddy:
WHERE DID YOU GO?
Helpy:
Taxes... I have to do my job...
Bucket Bob:
Just don't do them...
Nedd Bear:
WOOHOO TAX EVASION!
Rockstar Chica:
That's a bad idea.
Scraptrap:
It's not the worst crime...
Scrap Baby:
Says the child murderer...
Molten Freddy:
THAT FUCKING CLAW OF YOURS GIVES YOU NO ROOM TO TALK! Remind us all what happened with that claw...
Scrap Baby:
Shut the fuck up...
Lefty:
Damn...
Scraptrap:
To be fair... that was my idea.
Scrap Baby:
FUCKING EXACTLY!
Molten Freddy:
BUT YOU HAVE THE CLAW!
Scrap Baby:
IT'S STILL NOT MY FAULT!
Funtime Chica:
She has a point.
Helpy:
It's like how it's not a banana's fault it's been made to be eaten but... that's it's life purpose.
Rockstar Chica:
...
Bucket Bob:
Or how a bucket was made to be filled... it's not the bucket's choice!
Rockstar Chica:
... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
Scraptrap:
... none of us know.

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