FNAF group chat

Sister Location (18)

Funtime Foxy:
... OH GOD! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! FUCKING PLEASE!
Funtime Freddy:
... He's fucked.
Lolbit:
... Today was not the day to fuck with Mike.
Baby:
Yeah, I know. RIP
Ballora:
... No one died.
Bon-Bon:
RIP to the relationship.
Eggs:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Baby:
Mike, seriously... Get over it.
Eggs:
SHE DECIDED WE WEREN'T COMPATIBLE! WHAT DID I DO WRONG? YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!
Baby:
... Stop yelling at me, damn.
Ballora:
... Some people are just better as friends.
Lolbit:
If he's so upset, why did he come to work today?
Eggs:
MONEY CLEARLY MATTERS MORE THAN FEELINGS! SHUT UP, USELESS BITCH!
Lolbit:
... That hurts.
(Lolbit has left the chat)
Bonnet:
... Is this a joke or?...
Baby:
... Hold on. I'm being actually screamed at because I looked at him wrong. MY FACIAL EXPReSSION CAN'T CHANGE! I HAVE NO MUSCLES! I CAN'T HELP BUT SMILE!
Funtime Foxy:
Yeah, I can hear Mike from here. I can also hear Lolbit muttering.
Yendo:
So... What happened?
(Ballora added Grace and Lolbit to the chat)
Ballora:
Grace... Please explain.
Grace:
I'm busy with college and can't focus on a relationship. I broke up with him so I wouldn't disappoint him by canceling dates or not spending enough time with him or something. I'm not blaming him. I would just rather put my full attention in a relationship, and I can't do that right now. Damn.
Lolbit:
... That makes sense.
Eggs:
... WHY WOULD YOU ADD HER?
Baby:
Thank you. You got him to stop screaming at me. Kind of reminded me of Dad... Which is not pleasant.
Eggs:
Oh God... I'm sorry.
Funtime Freddy:
No... Bitch should apologize. Comparing Eggyboy to Afton is cruel.
Baby:
I'M NOT WRONG!
Grace:
... Can I leave now?
Ballora:
Yes, you can.
(Grace has left the chat)
Funtime Freddy:
OOSOOM!
Eggs:
... Now I feel like shit.
Yendo:
HOLD UP! What the hell is OOSOOM? Is that some foreign word?
Bon-Bon:
Out of sight, out of mind.
Eggs:
FUCK YOU FREDDY! DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT HER!
Funtime Freddy:
Shut up. Apologize to Bitch and Lolbitch.
Bonnet:
... His favorite word is clearly bitch. LMAO
Eggs:
I'm not apologizing for shit.
Lolbit:
You called me useless.
Eggs:
OK, I'm sorry about that, but everything else... no.
Baby:
Wow, you won't even apologize to your own family member. I'm hurt.
Eggs:
You're dead and a part of a killer robot. You don't feel anything.
Baby:
... You're not wrong. LOL
Ballora:
I think we all just need to sit back and... Who THE HELL IS BANGING ON THE WALLS?
Funtime Freddy:
WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU! EVERYONE JOIN IN!
Funtime Foxy:
... Only if you stop singing it in the worst Texan accent I've ever heard.
Yendo:
Anyone ever notice how some southerners add Rs to words that don't need them. "Wash" becomes "WARSH"
Bon-Bon:
THE DISHWARSHER IS OVER YONDER! 🤠
Funtime Freddy:
Wait... Do they have cars in Texas, or do they just ride horses everywhere?
Baby:
... Are you fucking kidding me? You're so fucking stupid.
Funtime Freddy:
Also, Maine is a part of Canada, right?
Eggs:
Can you shut the hell up? I'm still mourning my lost relationship.
Baby:
Once again, RIP! LMAO
Eggs:
ELIZABETH! I WILL SCOOP YOU!
Baby:
... Not if I scoop your ass first Michael.
Ballora:
NO! JUST NO! BOTH OF YOU, DO NOT DO THAT!
Eggs:
Shut up Mom!
Baby:
You aren't my mom!
Funtime Foxy:
... AFTON HAD AN AFFAIR? THEY DON'T HAVE THE SAME FUCKING MOM!
Yendo:
Oh my God... I didn't think you were stupid, but here we are.
Funtime Foxy:
It was a damn joke.
Eggs:
LMAO, he did have affairs though...
Baby:
He just didn't order the sex toys and porn magazines.
Eggs:
... Yep. That was just to piss him and Mom off. That was all me.
Bonnet:
What was the weirdest thing you ordered Mike?
Eggs:
... A guide on how to fuck in a full body fur suit. I had to make it a bit personal.
Baby:
HOLY SHIT! That caused the weirdest fight. Mom was like... "THE FUCK WILLIAM? IS THIS YOUR FANTASY? TO GO AT IT WEARING THAT STUPID SUIT OF YOURS? HELL NO!"
Eggs:
LMAO, I made popcorn as soon as I noticed Mom staring at that guide. I knew it was gonna be good.
Funtime Freddy:
... I feel like you're insulting furries.
Eggs:
I'M INSULTING MY DUMB FUCKING FATHER! I never said anything about furries. Damn
Bon-Bon:
He's not even a furry. I don't know why he's offended.
Lolbit:
Could we even be furries, or are the endoskeletons of ours technically furries since we have outer shells or suits?
Yendo:
I FEEL LEFT OUT!
Baby:
You're all just stupid.
Ballora"
... I'm honestly sick of all the shit that goes on here.
Bonnet:
You're welcome.