FNAF group chat

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Nightmare:
Would you rather eat poop that tastes like chocolate or chocolate that tastes like poop?
Nightmarionne:
FUCKING NEITHER! EW!
Nightmare Mangle:
The chocolate flavored poop... I don't want to know what shit tastes like.
Nightmare Freddy:
I disagree... I don't care if it tastes like chocolate... IT'S STILL SHIT! I DON'T WANT TO EAT SHIT!
Nightmare Fredbear:
Yeah... but, shit probably tastes awful.
Nightmare Chica:
FUCKING SHUT UP! That question was gross.
Nightmare Bonnie:
Can we eat both? I want to experience both of those.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
Same...
Jack-O-Chica:
Fucking gross.
Freddle 3:
The sheets are packed into the packaging and sent to the stores to be bought in the stores.
Fredle 1:
When sleeping on silk sheets, you must sleep on your right side at a 10 degree angle for 5 hours and 26 minutes.
Freddle 2:
Such soft sheets. They're my grandpa's favorite to rub. Rub rub rub!
Nightmare Mangle:
Whatever drugs you're on... give me some. It sounds like some good shit.
Nightmare Foxy:
Rub rub rub? What the fuck?
Freddle 2:
It was from a 3 hour bed sheet documentary.
Freddle 3:
It was fucking hilarious.
Freddle 1:
The narrator clearly had no fucking experience.
Nightmarionne:
I enjoy documentaries but... WHAT SANE PERSON WOULD WATCH A 3 HOUR DOCUMENTARY ON FUCKING BED SHEETS!
Freddle 2:
We aren't people and we aren't sane so... it makes sense that we watched it.
Nightmare Chica:
... that's a good point.
Nightmare Bonnie:
I watched a documentary on paint drying once.
Nightmare Freddy:
... only you would do that.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
No... I watched it with him and it was very enlightening.
Nightmare:
Correction... only Bonnies would watch that.
Nightmare Mangle:
OK, but like, in all seriousness... what kind of documentaries do you all like? I love true crime documentaries.
Nightmare Fredbear:
Same...
Nightmare Foxy:
War documentaries...
Nightmare Freddy:
History documentaries...
Nightmarionne:
Math and engineering documentaries...
Freddle 1:
Ew... fucking shut up...
Jack-O-Bonnie:
Sex documentaries.
Freddle 1:
... someone kick his ass from this chat.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I WAS JOKING 😭
Jack-O-Chica:
... he watches bread documentaries... and I watch nature documentaries.
Nightmare:
You're all boring as fuck... documentaries suck.
Nightmare Fredbear:
... you watch fucking static... shit up.
Nightmare Mangle:
SHIT UP! LMAO
Nightmare Fredbear:
I MEANT SHUT!
Nightmare Foxy:
SHIT UP!
Nightmare Fredbear:
OK, I get it... I'm a dumb ass... shit up...
Nightmare:
LMFAO, he did it again.
Nightmare Fredbear:
At least I don't type like a fucking Bonnie!
Jack-O-Chica:
He's not wrong. I got a text from Nightmare Bonnie once that said... "hi im gong fur a wock wanna com"
Nightmare Bonnie:
... im betterer at texting nou...
Nightmare Freddy:
Correction... I'm better at texting now...
Nightmarionne:
... he's so fucking dumb.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I see nothing wrong with how he texts...
Freddle 2:
Because you're just as stupid as he is.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I amn't...
Nightmare Mangle:
What the fuck is amn't? Is that supposed to be like doesn't or didn't?
Nightmare Chica:
I guess so. It's a nonexistent contraction that means "am not".
Jack-O-Bonnie:
Wait... amn't isn't a thing? Oops...
Nightmare Fredbear:
Ducking igloo...
Nightmare Foxy:
LMFAO, DUCKING IGLOO!
Nightmare Fredbear:
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT! SHIT UP!

Nightmare:
I think it would be best if you stop fucking typing tonight... it's either your keyboard... or it's operator error.
Nightmare Bonnie:
... igloo? I'm confused. Ducks live in igloos?
Jack-O-Chica:
He was trying to say fucking idiot... I think.
Nightmarionne:
... all of you just shut up...