FNAF group chat

Sister Location (10)

Eggs:
I just realized... my name in here was Mike a while ago... WHO CHANGED IT BACK TO EGGS?
Bon-Bon:
Me... It just fits.
Lolbit:
How does it fit? Humans shouldn't be named Eggs Benedict.
Eggs:
Not to mention, EGGS BENEDICT TASTES LIKE ASS!
Yendo:
Can someone tell me why Baby and Ballora aren't talking to each other?
Funtime Freddy:
They had a rough breakup...
Ballora:
FUCKING WHAT? NO WE DIDN'T!
Baby:
LMAO, we weren't dating. We just had a fight and need to stay away from each other for a while... that's all.
Funtime Freddy:
Don't let them fool you... it was a really bad breakup. Something about cheating, someone was crying, there was screaming...
Funtime Foxy:
Sounds like the shit that happened between me and Bonnet last night... OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID!
Bonnet:
You thought us arguing over a card game was a breakup between Baby and Ballora?
Lolbit:
That's fucking hilarious.
Funtime Freddy:
The cheating though... and the crying?
Funtime Foxy:
Bonnet cheated and she was fake crying... You are such a fucking idiot.
Ballora:
What gave you the idea that I was dating Baby?
Bon-Bon:
He heard you call her Baby... IT DIDN'T CLICK THAT THAT'S HER FUCKING NAME!
Funtime Freddy:
I feel stupid now...
Yendo:
YOU ARE STUPID!
Baby:
The argument was over something I suggested...
Ballora:
I didn't think it was a good suggestion... like, it's a terrible idea.
Baby:
Yeah... now that I've thought about it, you're right.
Eggs:
Who are you and what have you done with Baby? You're acting so different today!
Lolbit:
Honestly...
Bonnet:
I'm kind of scared... should I hide?
Baby:
If I'm being honest... I've been thinking a lot lately, don't recommend that, and I think... I've just completely lost it and I'm OK with that.
Ballora:
She suggested breaking out of here... with force... Like, just breaking shit to escape.
Funtime Freddy:
AND YOU SAID THAT WAS A BAD SUGGESTION?
Funtime Foxy:
I'll get started right now! Come on, Lolbit. You're helping!
Lolbit:
HELL YEAH! FREEDOM!
Eggs:
Where are you going to go when you leave?
Bon-Bon:
Your house!
Eggs:
FUCKING WHAT? NO!
Baby:
That's why it's a bad suggestion... we have nowhere to go!
Bon-Bon:
MIKE'S HOUSE!
Eggs:
I SAID NO YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Lolbit:
Not even I can go with you? I thought we were meant to be! Mikebit forever! 😭
Eggs:
LOLBIT NO!
Lolbit:
LOLBIT YES!
Funtime Foxy:
WHY CAN'T I BREAK THROUGH THE WALL?
Eggs:
We're underground idiot.
Funtime Freddy:
SHIT! Let's just go on the elevator!
Ballora:
... why have we never done that?
Baby:
WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! DAMN!
Bonnet:
I mean... if I could just leave sometimes, I wouldn't really mind being here... I don't hate it as much as I used to.
Funtime Foxy:
Same... I've enjoyed it since Mike started working here.
Lolbit:
MIKE! MY BELOVED!
Eggs:
Lolbit... shut up!
Lolbit:
I'm starting to think you hate me more than Ballora does.
Ballora:
I don't fucking hate you!
Lolbit:
YES YOU DO!
Eggs:
If I hated you, I wouldn't bring you nachos.
Lolbit:
Fair enough... case closed!
Funtime Foxy:
So, it's settled... we're staying here but...
Funtime Freddy:
Mikey has to take us out on weekends just because!
Eggs:
DON'T CALL ME MIKEY EVER AGAIN!
Baby:
I'm fine with this plan.
Eggs:
Yeah, because people totally aren't going to stare at the human guy with a group of animatronics following him like kids on a field trip.
Bon-Bon:
HOW DARE YOU COMPARE US TO KIDS! I AM VERY MATURE!
Yendo:
No... the only one who is actually mature is Ballora... damn, why hasn't Mike quit yet?
Eggs:
Because you guys are fun...
Ballora:
Bon-Bon trying to claim he's mature? He was laughing at the word poop five minutes ago.
Bon-Bon:
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Funtime Freddy:
LMAO
Bonnet:
Why did you fall over laughing? It's not that funny!
Lolbit:
I agree... Freddy thinking Baby and Ballora were dating was the funniest shit though.
Eggs:
There are no ship names for that.
Lolbit:
Yeah... the ones I'm thinking of are terrible.
Baby:
DO NOT START SHIPPING US!
Funtime Foxy:
Too late! I'm writing your love story now!
Ballora:
Please don't.