FNAF group chat

Sister Location (8)

Lolbit:
OH SHIT! IT'S A FUCKING EMERGENCY!
Ballora:
Dramatic bitch...
Mike:
What happened this time?
Lolbit:
BON-BON IS BROKEN AND FUNTIME FREDDY IS GOING ON A RAMPAGE!
Baby:
... we're all fucking screwed...
Mike:
Just turn him off...
Funtime Foxy:
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY?
Bonnet:
I would like to add that HE IS THE ONE WHO BROKE BON-BON!
Funtime Freddy:
HE'S BROKEN! HE'S FUCKING BROKEN!
Funtime Foxy:
And who's fault is that? Fucking yours!
Ballora:
I'm going to assume that the loud noise I heard was Funtime Foxy being thrown into a wall...
Yendo:
Your assumption is correct.
Mike:
I'm regretting coming to work tonight.
Lolbit:
I DON'T WANNA BE NEXT!
Baby:
Then hide like the rest of us dumb ass...
Lolbit:
I am but... he's searching for everyone and I think he's gonna find me...
Mike:
... So... I should hide?
Ballora:
You should probably just leave if you don't want to die.
Lolbit:
SEE! I'm not being fucking dramatic!
Ballora:
He just threw one of my children... I'm going to beat his ass.
Mike:
I WANNA WATCH!
Funtime Foxy:
Same... as terrifying as Freddy can be during his rampage things... Ballora is more terrifying when she is pissed.
Baby:
So, I'm gonna assume that we can come out of hiding?
Bonnet:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HIDING? You're over 7 feet tall! You could just throw him or something!
Lolbit:
She has a point.
Mike:
Just scoop him.
Baby:
That's too much work...
Funtime Foxy:
... I think he's broken... you can stop beating him now...
Ballora:
I just wanted to make sure...
Yendo:
I thought you were broken Foxy...
Funtime Foxy:
Well... he just threw me at a wall... my outside may be cracked but I'm fine.
Mike:
You're fine? That's debatable. I'm pretty sure none of you are fine.
Lolbit:
You're not wrong.
Baby:
Like you have any room to talk Mike...
Mike:
SHUT UP BITCH!
Yendo:
Maybe we should fix Bon-Bon before Fredboy wakes up again...
Mike:
By we, you mean me... right?
Yendo:
Of course I do.
Ballora:
You guys are so nice...
Bonnet:
I'd help... if I cared.
Mike:
And I thought you were nice.
Baby:
She's a little shit just like Bon-Bon. He's just slightly worse.
Bonnet:
Yeah. I don't bite people...
Funtime Foxy:
That's what makes you better than him.
Mike:
BON-BON WASN'T EVEN FUCKING BROKEN! HE WAS TURNED OFF!
Ballora:
So, we went through all of that for nothing?
Funtime Freddy:
HE'S OK?
Funtime Foxy:
YES! Now, apologize to me asshole!
Funtime Freddy:
No.
Bon-Bon:
What even happened? LMAO
Baby:
Funtime Fuckbear went on a rampage because he thought he broke you... and he threw Funtime Foxy into a wall...
Ballora:
He also threw one of my children, so I beat the shit out of him.
Lolbit:
We were all hiding.
Mike:
I even considered missing work.
Bon-Bon:
LMFAO, that's fucking hilarious.
Funtime Freddy:
I THOUGHT YOU DIED!
Mike:
He was just turned off... dumb ass...
Funtime Freddy:
I can still kill you when I want to...
Bon-Bon:
NO! Don't kill Mike the Repair Man!
Mike:
Yeah... I'm the one who "fixed" Bon-Bon. You should be thanking me.
Yendo:
Good luck with that. He's an ass...
Funtime Freddy:
I'll never throw you again Bon-Bon!
Bonnet:
Just give him five fucking minutes and Bon-Bon will be flying across the room.
Bon-Bon:
Honestly... he might actually kill me.
Baby:
The day that happens, we're all doomed.
Lolbit:
Mike, the day that happens, can I come home with you? I don't wanna die.
Mike:
If I could sneak you out of here, I would've already done that.
Baby:
Do you just mean Lolbit or...?
Mike:
I mean all of you.
Ballora:
OK... It kind of looked like there was about to be the beginning of a love story.
Funtime Foxy:
Mike X Lolbit, the Forbidden Love. Will Mike be able to sneak out with his lover or will Lolbit be trapped forever, never to escape with Mike?
Lolbit:
Ew! Fucking gross.
Mike:
That's fucking cursed...
Funtime Freddy:
I kind of ship it.
Bon-Bon:
You have issues...
Bonnet:
Honestly... why would you ship that?
Lolbit:
LMAO, Mikebit.
Mike:
DON'T GIVE US A SHIP NAME! NO!