FNAF group chat

Security Breach (9)

Gregory:
Where's the narcissistic wolf? We have something to show her...
Roxy:
I AM NOT A FUCKING NARCISSIST!
Monty:
Yes you are.
Gregory:
That's not the point... where are you? We're bringing you something.
Glamrock Bonnie:
You're gonna love it.
Roxy:
No... I don't love it.
Sun:
What's a narcissist?
Glamrock Foxy:
LOOK IT UP YOURSELF DUMB BITCH! You're a fucking robot! DAMN
Vanessa:
LMFAO, being decommissioned made you an asshole. I love it.
Gregory:
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY QUIET!
Roxy:
Let me guess... I'm fucking scrap now?
Glamrock Chica:
You better not decommission my girlfriend!
Glamrock Bonnie:
YOUR WHAT?
Vanessa:
Are robots programmed to have that type of relationship?
Roxy:
She means a friend that's a girl... LMAO
Glamrock Chica:
That's what a girlfriend is... right?
Gregory:
No... and you broke Freddy.
Glamrock Freddy:
GIRLFRIEND?
Glamrock Foxy:
Chica... a girlfriend is a girl that you're dating...
Glamrock Chica:
OH FUCK! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! SHIT!
Monty:
Damn it... I owe Bonnie $20 then...
Roxy:
WERE YOU TWO BETTING ON IF WE WERE A COUPLE?
Glamrock Bonnie:
He thought he saw you two kiss or something... He bet $20 that you two were dating.
Glamrock Chica:
WHAT THE FUCK MONTY?
Glamrock Foxy:
I missed a lot while I was gone I guess... WHO THE FUCK IS GREGORY?
Roxy:
OK, so long story short, Vanessa tried to sacrifice Gregory to a child murderer from the 80s, the kid destroyed literally all of us, then some redemption shit happened and now... we're here and you and Bonnie have been resurrected.
Vanessa:
Also, Freddy's son...
Glamrock Freddy:
Who you just left with... WHERE THE FAZBEAR ARE YOU TWO GOING?
Gregory:
IHOP...
Vanessa:
They have a new pancake special and it looks good as fuck...
Monty:
So... you're leaving while you're still on the clock?
Vanessa:
I didn't clock out either so... I'm getting paid to not be there. LMAO
Glamrock Foxy:
So... she tried to murder him and you guys are OK with her just leaving with him?
Gregory:
We're just going to IHOP... damn.
Vanessa:
Who knows... Afton could be at IHOP. LMFAO
Glamrock Bonnie:
I didn't trust her at first either but... soon enough, you'll realize everything is fine.
Roxy:
FINE MY ASS! I GOT STUCK LAST WEEK! A KID SHIT IN THE MAZE, MONTY BIT SOMEONE AND FREDDY KEEPS MALFUNCTIONING! GREGORY KEEPS STEALING SHIT TOO!
Vanessa:
MONTY DID FUCKING WHAT?
Monty:
You weren't supposed to say anything about that...
Glamrock Bonnie:
Some kid broke one of the golf clubs and Monty got pissed and bit the kid's leg.
Roxy:
Then, he threatened the kid to not tell anyone or else... that's how it ended.
Glamrock Foxy:
Can you just destroy me again?
Gregory:
Bonnie and I dropped you down the stairs when we found your corpse.
Glamrock Chica:
LMAO, fucking corpse!
Glamrock Freddy:
Gregory, are you OK?
Vanessa:
He's dead.
Glamrock Freddy:
WHAT?
Glamrock Foxy:
... he just sent a fucking message.
Vanessa:
I killed him after he sent it because... HE FUCKING ORDERED MILK AS HIS DRINK! FUCKING GROSS!
Gregory:
MILK GOES WITH BREAKFAST!
Vanessa:
IT'S STILL FUCKING GROSS!
Glamrock Bonnie:
I agree... chocolate milk is more understandable but... JUST MILK?
Gregory:
You're all mean as hell...
Roxy:
I mean, I didn't bite a child... MONTY!
Monty:
At least I'm not a narcissist... WOLFIE!
Roxy:
STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Glamrock Bonnie:
Just glad I don't have major anger issues...
Glamrock Chica:
Well, I'm happy I'm not the one who dropped Foxy down the stairs...
Glamrock Foxy:
At least I didn't think GIRLFRIEND meant a friend that's a girl... LMFAO
Gregory:
YOU GOT REPLACED BY A FUCKING NARCISSIST!
Roxy:
I'M NOT A NARCISSIST!
Vanessa:
Gregory, let's not forget you destroyed three of our expensive ass animatronics, as well as breaking in, stealing merchandise and food and destroying other property.
Glamrock Freddy:
You tried to kill a child...
Monty:
LMAO, he has a point.
Vanessa:
I didn't just try...
Gregory:
How many kids were there before me?
Vanessa:
Oh hey! The food is here!
Gregory:
DON'T AVOID MY QUESTION!
Vanessa:
No comment.
Glamrock Foxy:
Please kill me...
Roxy:
No... you can now step in the next time I get stuck... because some of us are idiots.
Monty:
HEY!
Glamrock Chica:
BITCH!
Glamrock Foxy:
... so now you're happy I'm back?
Roxy:
As long as I don't get scrapped, I don't give a shit.
Sun:
Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others.
Glamrock Foxy:
IT TOOK YOU THAT FUCKING LONG TO LOOK IT UP?
Sun:
That's what I found... is that the same as a narcissist?
Monty:
Remove him...
Vanessa:
Remember... he's constantly around young children... he mainly knows ways to deal with them, not more complex shit.
Roxy:
I HAVE PLENTY OF FUCKING EMPATHY!
Gregory:
Can robots even have empathy?
Roxy:
... that's actually a good point. Never mind, I'm gonna go think over my life choices now...
Glamrock Chica:
She doesn't have troubled relationships...
Glamrock Bonnie:
Really... I mean, she just thinks of you as a friend and you said you were girlfriends... seems a bit troubled to me...
Glamrock Chica:
FUCKING LET THAT SHIT GO!
Roxy:
I have a terrible relationship with the driver assist bots... LMFAO
Vanessa:
Honestly... we're considering taking those away completely... terrible idea, I know...
Gregory:
THESE PANCAKES ARE GOOD AS FUCK!
Glamrock Freddy:
GREGORY! LANGUAGE!
Gregory:
ENGLISH BITCH!
Glamrock Foxy:
LMFAO, I like this kid.
Vanessa:
Same... he gave me an excuse to leave and get paid for not being at work...
Glamrock Freddy:
I could report you for that.
Vanessa:
I could legally take your child from you... I could also scrap you.
Roxy:
Damn...
Gregory:
God no... You would be a terrible parent.
Vanessa:
Probably...