FNAF group chat

Security Breach (13)

Gregory:
DID YOU JUST KISS HIM? EW! HE'S UGLY AND NOT YOUR TYPE!
Vanessa:
I'M DOING CPR YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Gregory:
You look like you're making out with him!
Glamrock Freddy:
Officer Vanessa, that is not appropriate to do in front of the children.
Vanessa:
Freddy, the guy stopped fucking breathing and he had no pulse... I HAD TO DO FUCKING CPR!
Glamrock Chica:
I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR!
Glamrock Bonnie:
LET'S MAKE PORN AND WATCH IT ON VCR!
Roxy:
LMFAO, you two are not helping the situation.
Monty:
Don't act like you weren't about to start screaming the lyrics to that song.
Roxy:
I never said I wasn't going to do that either...
Gregory:
LMAO, parents are now pissed.
Vanessa:
Roxy, shut the fuck up or I will scrap your ass. You aren't helping the situation either.
Roxy:
No shit, Sherlock. That was the point.
Glamrock Bonnie:
This may be a stupid question but... who's Sherlock?
Glamrock Foxy:
Look it up yourself... dumb fuck.
Monty:
What's up your ass today?
Glamrock Foxy:
THEY'RE DOING CPR ON A GUY WHO DIED IN MY FUCKING AREA! TODAY SUCKS!
Glamrock Chica:
Oh shit... he died in your area?
Monty:
What did you do?
Roxy:
Why are you automatically assuming that it was his fault?
Monty:
I don't know. Maybe he scared the guy to death.
Glamrock Foxy:
I DIDN'T DO SHIT!
Glamrock Freddy:
Did the CPR work.
Vanessa:
He's breathing, and paramedics just left with him. Yes, it worked.
Gregory:
I didn't know that you knew CPR.
Vanessa:
... I work around children all day. It makes sense.
Monty:
YOU'RE A NIGHT GUARD!
Vanessa:
WHO IS OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID! I'M LOSING MY SHIT!
Glamrock Chica:
I'm starting to see why you were so willing to work with Afton.
Vanessa:
Yeah... as if it wasn't obvious before. Let's move on though. No more angsty bullshit!
Roxy:
Can I start screaming lyrics again? I won't do CPR, I swear.
Vanessa:
No... you are gonna do Deepthroat.
Roxy:
Damn it! How did you know?
Vanessa:
That's just something you would do.
Glamrock Freddy:
Monty, I don't think that was her way of saying you could do it instead.
Monty:
SHUT UP FAZBEAR! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TITS!
Glamrock Chica:
💀
Roxy:
O MY FUCKING GOD!
Glamrock Freddy:
I don't have boobs... I'm confused.
Glamrock Bonnie:
They're pectorals.
Monty:
THEY'RE BOOBS! TITS! BONGO DRUMS! WHAT ELSE CAN I FUCKING SAY?
Glamrock Foxy:
BONGO DRUMS!
Vanessa:
LMFAO, God no.
Gregory:
Do you have to wear a bra?
Glamrock Freddy:
THEY'RE NOT BOOBS!
Moon:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! DAMN!
Glamrock Bonnie:
You could leave this chat you know...
Moon:
If I do that, I can't tell you all to shut up whenever I feel like it without leaving the daycare. This way is easier.
Vanessa:
So... you just want to be an asshole?
Moon:
I just want you all to shut up.
Glamrock Foxy:
Kids must hate you.
Moon:
They love me more than they love the rest of you. You're mean, Monty scares them, Roxy is a bitch, Chica is annoying, DJ Music Man is too big, Bonnie is also annoying, and Freddy... actually, they like Freddy.
Roxy:
Are you sure these aren't just your opinions? LMAO
Glamrock Chica:
... do kids really think I'm annoying?
Monty:
I swear to God if this bitch starts crying, I'm gonna break her.
Roxy:
NO YOU FUCKING WON'T!
Glamrock Bonnie:
Protective GIRLFRIEND to the rescue!
Roxy:
SHUT UP! WE AREN'T DATING!
Vanessa:
What do the kids think of me? LMAO
Moon:
You're a bossy asshole who should've been fired after the Afton incident. It doesn't matter if you aren't like that anymore. You were at one point.
Vanessa:
... that's fair. That's also still just your opinion. The kids don't know about the Afton thing.
Moon:
Once again... SHUT UP!
Vanessa:
He's just mad because we're right.
Glamrock Freddy:
Does that mean he doesn't actually hate me?
Glamrock Chica:
KIDS THINK I'M ANNOYING! 😭
Glamrock Foxy:
No they don't dumb bitch!
Monty:
That's it! She's crying, I'm destroying her ass...
Roxy:
NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT!
Vanessa:
Did you just turn him off on a staircase?
Roxy:
Why do you ask? :)
Gregory:
Because we all just heard the sound of a large object crashing down a flight of stairs.
Roxy:
Oh... Yes, I did.
Glamrock Chica:
You did that... just so he wouldn't destroy me?
Glamrock Foxy:
I sense a confession coming.
Roxy:
Yes... oh, and he broke my keytar. He had it coming.
Glamrock Bonnie:
That was disappointing.
Glamrock Chica:
STOP SHIPPING US! DAMN! I DON'T LOVE HER!
Gregory:
She just saved you and you have the audacity to say that?
Vanessa:
Apologize!
Roxy:
LMAO, don't.
Glamrock Chica:
I'm not sorry.
Roxy:
I guess that works too.
Glamrock Foxy:
Wow, today was weird.
Vanessa:
And I still have to stay here for another 20 hours...
Glamrock Freddy:
Now I see why you sleep on the job. I'll stop reporting you then.
Vanessa:
THAT WAS YOU? FUCK YOU FAZBEAR!