Mike:
WHY IS THERE NO LEFTOVER PIZZA? FUCK!
Foxy:
One of the employees took home the leftover shit because his dumbass kid was crying on the phone for pizza...
Chica:
I could just make some fresh pizza...
Mike:
PLEASE! I'm fucking starving!
Bonnie:
Have you not eaten or something?
Mike:
I literally slept all day and didn't have time to eat anything... I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 24 HOURS!
Chica:
I'll make the pizza... what toppings?
Freddy:
PINEAPPLE!
Mike:
I am going to destroy you...
Chica:
I'll help...
Mike:
Pepperoni is fine...
Bonnie:
GREEN PEPPERS!
Mike:
I'm fucking allergic to green peppers...
Bonnie:
Well... sucks for you...
Foxy:
... fucking seriously?
Freddy:
PINEAPPLE! PUT IT ON!
Chica:
... Mike, I have a large pan in here... can you come get it and go beat the shit out of Freddy?
Bonnie:
LMFAO, does anyone actually like Freddy?
Golden Freddy:
If that pizza isn't in the oven yet... can you put mushrooms?
Chica:
Sure...
Mike:
FUCK! HE WANTS TO KILL ME NOW!
Foxy:
Come hide in the cove... there's a huge ass treasure chest that you could maybe fit in...
Bonnie:
When was that put in there?
Foxy:
... today. Not sure why because I'M STILL OUT OF FUCKING ORDER!
Chica:
Maybe they're planning to fix you and you'll be able to perform again...
Mike:
Just don't bite anyone...
Foxy:
LMAO, shut up.
Golden Freddy:
You realize that Freddy is in this group chat and he could read the message that tells Mike where to hide...
Foxy:
LOL, Mike is hiding somewhere else...
Chica:
Well... Freddy is wrecking the kitchen at the moment so...
Mike:
HE BETTER NOT FUCK UP THE PIZZA! I'M STILL HUNGRY!
Bonnie:
Never fuck with a hungry person...
Golden Freddy:
It's fine... I turned him off...
Chica:
Were you in the kitchen the whole time?
Golden Freddy:
Yes...yes I was.
Chica:
Well, the pizza was not harmed and it's done...
Bonnie:
I think I just saw Mike run faster than fucking Foxy...
Foxy:
I can't disagree with that... he sprinted out of here...
Golden Freddy:
He honestly looked terrifying running in here... and I'm a killer animatronic.
Chica:
I still think we all have a truce at this point.
Mike:
Yes... yes we do. Anyone who makes me food is someone I like...
Bonnie:
Just no one likes Freddy.
Foxy:
That's fair.
Mike:
I still hold a slight grudge against Foxy for reducing my power but... he lets me hide in the cove from Freddy.
Foxy:
I'm never letting you hide in here again... LMAO
Mike:
FUCK YOU TOO BITCH!
Bonnie:
Do you hold a grudge against anyone else?
Mike:
Yes... you constantly drained power by standing outside of the door...
Chica:
I already know you're gonna mention the time I threw the cupcake at your head...
Mike:
YES! And the golden fucker made me think I was losing my sanity...
Golden Freddy:
Are you sure you're not losing your sanity?
Mike:
SHUT UP! JUST LET ME EAT MY PIZZA IN PEACE!
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