Eggs:
GUYS! I met a girl at the bar last night and she was super hot! I got her number but now, I don't know what to do! I want to ask her to dinner but ... FUCK!
Lolbit:
... Mike? I thought you and I had something special... 😭
Funtime Freddy:
Holy shit! Are they genuinely crying?
Yendo:
Sounds like it.
Eggs:
LOLBIT! SHUT UP!
Lolbit:
I THOUGHT IT WAS MIKEBIT FOREVER! 😭
Ballora:
Just text her and say you want to go to dinner with her... it's not that hard.
Eggs:
You've obviously never been in this situation.
Ballora:
FUCKING WHAT?
Eggs:
... I worded that wrong.
Baby:
Lolbit, why the fuck are you sobbing on the floor?
Lolbit:
MIKE HATES ME! WE'RE OVER BECAUSE HE SAW SOME UGLY WHORE AT THE BAR!
Bonnet:
LMFAO, what the fuck are you on?
Ballora:
Hello. It's Mike from the bar. I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner with me?
Ballora:
COPY AND PASTE THAT! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
Eggs:
... thank you!
Funtime Freddy:
No... I've got one better!
Baby:
Oh no...
Funtime Freddy:
HEY SEXY! It's Mikey from the bar. Wanna get dinner and fuck at my place? 😋
Eggs:
FUCKING NO!
Lolbit:
GIVE ME HER NUMBER! 😡
Funtime Foxy:
Hey WHORE! YOU STOLE MY MAN! IT'S MIKEBIT FOREVER BITCH!
Lolbit:
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA SAY!
Eggs:
No.
Lolbit:
FUCK YOU MICHAEL!
Baby:
... is Lolbit seriously upset?
Bon-Bon:
I've never seen them go this far for a joke.
Ballora:
I have...
Eggs:
WE NEVER DATED!
Bon-Bon:
They're still sobbing on the floor...
Eggs:
Shit...
Funtime Foxy:
This has to be a joke...
Yendo:
Mike, did you text the girl?
Eggs:
Yes. Her name is Grace... HOLY SHIT! SHE'S FUCKING TYPING! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Baby:
Quit acting like a stupid teen boy. You're a fucking adult.
Eggs:
SHE SAID YES! WOOHOO!
Lolbit:
Congrats Mike!
Bonnet:
... are you being sarcastic or?...
Lolbit:
Of course not. I'm happy for him. He needs to get out more anyway. We're his only friends. That's pretty depressing.
Eggs:
... thanks for calling me out like that.
Funtime Freddy:
The sobbing?
Lolbit:
I was fucking joking.
Ballora:
I told you fuckers they'd go that far for a joke.
Eggs:
OK, because I was actually kind of worried.
Lolbit:
... we never dated. LMAO
Eggs:
I KNOW! I THOUGHT YOU FINALLY LOST YOUR SHIT!
Baby:
Back to Mike's date... where are you taking her?
Eggs:
The steak place across town.
Ballora:
... at least you didn't say Chili's.
Baby:
LMFAO, CHILI'S!
Eggs:
I'm not that terrible...
Funtime Freddy:
Get nachos with her!
Lolbit:
NO! THAT'S OUR THING! I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE NOT TOGETHER! WE'RE NACHO BUDDIES!
Eggs:
True...
Yendo:
That's still stupid.
Bonnet:
Kind of sweet though.
Bon-Bon:
Mike, don't wear that ugly ass yellow shirt you have.
Eggs:
I didn't plan on it. Thanks asshole.
Bon-Bon:
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL!
Eggs:
THAT'S MY FAVORITE SHIRT!
Ballora:
You need to buy new clothes then. That shirt is shit.
Funtime Foxy:
I read that as "That shirt is shirt". LMFAO
Lolbit:
Or "That shit is shit".
Ballora:
You two are stupid.
Funtime Freddy:
"That shit is shirt". LOL
Ballora:
Three...
Eggs:
THE DATE IS TOMORROW! WOOHOO!
Lolbit:
Good luck!
Baby:
Don't screw it up and don't mention murdering our brother.
Eggs:
... Thanks Elizabeth. That means a lot bitch.
Baby:
LMFAO, haven't heard that name in a while.
Eggs:
Shut up.
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