Mangle:
THIS FUCKING KID JUST GOT PIZZA SAUCE ALL OVER MY PARTS!
Toy Freddy:
That sounds gross if you take it out of context...
Toy Chica:
... you're just gross...
Withered Foxy:
Bite the kid!
Mangle:
... I tried... they ran away crying...
Withered Foxy:
Chase the little shit!
Toy Bonnie:
I think they're too fucked up at the moment to move... LMAO
Mangle:
IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY!
Shadow Freddy:
HOW ARE ALL OF YOUR LIMBS GONE?
Mangle:
SHUT UP!
Withered Bonnie:
I relate... well, sort of.
Withered Freddy:
You're only missing one limb... you can still move too.
Shadow Bonnie:
I can scare the kid who got the sauce everywhere...
Mangle:
It's the five year old boy wearing a shirt that says "USA!" On it with the American flag below it.
Shadow Bonnie:
The kid who is being screamed at by his mother because he spilled coke in her purse? LMAO, her face is fucking red.
Puppet:
He also broke my music box... I wish I could kill him...
Withered Golden Freddy:
I thought we were against killing children...
Puppet:
NOT WHEN THEY DESTROY MY SHIT!
Withered Chica:
You can throw Toy Bonnie instead...
Toy Bonnie:
FUCK YOU! I HATE DUCKS!
Toy Chica:
Ducks?
Withered Chica:
Last time I checked, I'm not a duck...
Toy Bonnie:
YOU ARE A DUCK! YOU LOOK LIKE A DUCK!
Toy Chica:
NO!
Shadow Freddy:
You guys do look like ducks... LMAO
Withered Bonnie:
No they don't!
Mangle:
NO KIDS ARE COMING IN HERE TO FUCK WITH ME BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE I'M COVERED IN BLOOD!
Toy Chica:
I would come help but... we have to be back on stage for a show in five minutes.
Shadow Bonnie:
On the bright side, I scared the kid in the bathroom... and he pissed his pants.
Toy Freddy:
His mom is probably going to be even angrier... LMAO
Shadow Bonnie:
WHO CARES? He's a little shit!
Withered Golden Freddy:
As long as we're not killing children...
Puppet:
Don't tempt me... I still want to.
Withered Chica:
Throw Balloon Boy...
Puppet:
... good idea!
Shadow Freddy:
YOU ALMOST HIT ME!
Toy Chica:
you hit an employee...
Puppet:
Well shit...
Mangle:
GOOD NEWS! A few kids came in here and I now have my limbs back! I mean, they aren't in the right places but... I can move again!
Toy Bonnie:
FREDDY! Your mic is too loud!
Toy Chica:
Actually... you're too loud!
Withered Foxy:
Is that what the loud ass guitar noise was?
Toy Freddy:
Yes.
Withered Golden Freddy:
Is he fucking playing Never Gonna Give you Up?
Toy Chica:
YES! AND HE'S FUCKING SCREAMING IT!
Mangle:
That sounds fucking awful!
Puppet:
Everyone is covering their ears... if he doesn't stop, people are gonna leave.
Withered Foxy:
Leave it up to him to ruin the business...
Withered Freddy:
WHO IS SINGING ALONG?
Toy Freddy:
Some annoying ass dad who thinks he's funny... his poor kid looks embarrassed.
Mangle:
Is that why he ran in here and hid behind me... oh my God, he's crying! LMAO
Withered Chica:
The kid is that embarrassed? Damn
Mangle:
I don't blame him... the dad is trying to dance... and he looks drunk or something.
Toy Bonnie:
I have more songs!
Toy Chica:
NO!
Toy Freddy:
Did you just throw the cupcake at his head?
Toy Chica:
Yes I did.
Mangle:
The kid is still crying... OH GOD HE'S HUGGING ME! FUCK!
Withered Foxy:
LMAO, bite him!
Mangle:
Stop telling me to bite everyone! LMAO
Withered Bonnie:
BITE EVERYONE!
Puppet:
That bratty kid finally came out of the bathroom... and his mom is literally dragging him out by his ear...
Mangle:
Fuck that kid!
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