Sister Location (2)

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Bon-Bon:
STOP THROWING ME AT SHIT! If I could, I would've had a fuck ton of concussions by now!
Baby:
Honestly. I heard you hit the wall last night... I WAS ACROSS THE BUILDING!
Funtime Freddy:
I don't throw you that hard.
Funtime Foxy:
Yes... yes you do. You threw Bon-Bon at me once and it broke my faceplate.
Ballora:
How do you not notice how hard you throw him?
Funtime Freddy:
Oh...
Bonnet:
I'm so glad I'm not on your arm...
Lolbit:
LOL, I'm glad I'm not Funtime Foxy... I don't wanna get hit by Bon-Bon.
Funtime Foxy:
SHUT UP LOLBITCH! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Eggs:
... why do I even bother coming to work anymore?
Baby:
I'm wondering why you're still coming as well...
Yendo:
Eggs... what is your real name?
Eggs:
MIKE! FUCKING MIKE!
Ballora:
That doesn't even make sense. How did HandUnit screw up that bad?
Eggs:
I still don't know...
Funtime Freddy:
Bon-Bon, where are you?
Bon-Bon:
Hiding... you always try to throw me at Eggs... I mean Mike.
Baby:
Speaking of... WHERE ARE YOU Mike?
Eggs:
Ballora Gallery... the Minireenas are dancing for me... and one of them keeps jumping... that's all it's doing.
Ballora:
I know exactly which one you are talking about. Last week, it was spinning nonstop. I think there's something wrong with it.
Funtime Foxy:
You need to fix your child...
Baby:
Easy for you to say... as someone who has little gremlins with me, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE!
Lolbit:
OK... don't kill me but... your little gremlins are ugly... worse than the Minireenas.
Baby:
... let's fix you with a controlled shock...
Eggs:
No... they're right... Bidybabs are hideous...
Baby:
Mike, do you want some ice cream? If yes, come here so I can give you some...
Lolbit:
LOL, she's pissed. Come hide with me.
Eggs:
Can I trust you?
Lolbit:
Yes
Bonnet:
Is Funtime Freddy seriously crying?
Funtime Freddy:
BON-BON!
Bon-Bon:
I'M NOT DEAD! FUCKING CHILL!
Funtime Freddy:
I FEEL SO ALONE!
Funtime Foxy:
Bonnet and I are literally right next to you.
Funtime Freddy:
IT'S NOT THE SAME!
Baby:
MIKE! LOLBITCH!
Lolbit:
Good luck finding us.
Eggs:
This is actually a good ass spot.
Ballora:
I can hear both of you...
Baby:
WHERE ARE THEY?
Ballora:
I just hear them... not sure of their exact location.
Baby:
I WILL SCOOP YOU!
Bon-Bon:
They're hiding with me!
Baby:
Where are you?
Bon-Bon:
... WITH THEM!
Lolbit:
LOL

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