FNAF group chat

Pizzeria Simulator (18)

Scrap Baby:
Why the actual fuck is someone screaming?
Lefty:
It's Molten Freddy. I think he's just being stupid, which is fitting.
Molten Freddy:
NO! HAPPY FROG IS CHASING ME!
Happy Frog:
COME BACK MY LOVE! STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET!
Molten Freddy:
GET OFF MY DICK BITCH!
Helpy:
Pretty sure you don't have one.
Happy Frog:
That doesn't matter! He's still hot!
Lefty:
He doesn't love you bitch. Damn.
Scraptrap:
... Sounds like what my wife said to me. She seriously thought Henry and I were hooking up.
Scrap Baby:
BECAUSE YOU WERE!
Scraptrap:
I'm rethinking my favoritism. You should not have been my favorite.
Pan Stan:
DRAMA!
Rockstar Bonnie:
Even better... ✨FAMILY DRAMA!✨
Molten Freddy:
You made it look gay.
Lefty:
I mean, William and my dad hooking up is kind of gay.
Scraptrap:
I'm so glad I murdered your ass.
Lefty:
You still have to deal with me asshole.
Happy Frog:
Where did you go? :(
Molten Freddy:
I'm not telling you.
Rockstar Bonnie:
He's hiding in the ball pit. :)
Molten Freddy:
YOU SACK OF POORLY PACKAGED HORSESHIT! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER?
Rockstar Bonnie:
Because she asked.
Pan Stan:
... Damn, he really is stupid.
Helpy:
Once again... He's a Bonnie.
Scrap Baby:
Either way... Did you guys hear about the new restaurant down the street? It's called... "CARL'S BALLS"!
Molten Freddy:
LMAO, imagine saying you had Carl's Balls for lunch.
Scraptrap:
You're all so damn immature.
Lefty:
... Well, they should've given the place a better fucking name.
Helpy:
Not wrong.
Happy Frog:
HE'S HIDING AGAIN!
Molten Freddy:
I swear to fucking all that is good and holy, like bacon, if someone tells her where I am... I'll fucking destroy you.
Lefty:
"I swear to all that is good and holy, like bacon". Fucking seriously?
Scrap Baby:
... Bacon is good and holy. At least, to my tastebuds it is.
Molten Freddy:
See? She gets it.
Scraptrap:
Bacon tastes like shit.
Pan Stan:
How does your old ass even remember what it tastes like?
Scrap Baby:
Honestly... Hell, I shouldn't remember what it tastes like. I only had it a few times because FUCKING WILLIAM banned it from our house. I'd eat it when I went to sleep over at Henry's.
Lefty:
Bacon and waffles was what he always made us for breakfast. He made good ass waffles.
Scrap Baby:
THOSE WERE BANNED AT MY HOUSE TOO! 💀
Rockstar Bonnie:
... What wasn't banned?
Scrap Baby:
Vegetables, fruit, black licorice, ham, bland chicken, plain white rice... Shit like that.
Molten Freddy:
Fucking black licorice?
Scrap Baby:
... We had no candy at home, unless it was a "special occasion". Sometimes, on birthdays, we'd have cake. Michael always snuck snacks into the house though. He had a stash of chips and candy in a locked safe in his closet.
Scraptrap:
THAT LITTLE SHIT TOLD ME HE WAS SAVING MONEY AND PUTTING IT IN THERE!
Helpy:
... Strict parents raise sneaky kids.
Scraptrap:
I was not strict. I was reasonable.
Scrap Baby:
... We had to only listen to your music, we could only watch TV while Mom was home, Michael had a bedtime of 8:00 PM as a fucking teenager, we could only have one pair of shoes, and if we got them dirty... Oh well, we'd go barefooted. Those are a few examples. And, those are the tip of the iceberg. There were worse.
Lefty:
Damn... My Dad was more chill, and I was still a fucking toddler when I was alive. LMAO
Scraptrap:
You would've grown up to be a menace.
Lefty:
Bullshit. I was well behaved.
Helpy:
I find that hard to believe.
Scrap Baby:
No, she actually was, and I won't lie... I fucking bullied her for it.
Lefty:
You tried so hard to get me in trouble, and the few times it worked, you just laughed at me.
Scrap Baby:
I was an asshole.
Happy Frog:
You still are!
Molten Freddy:
You're just bitter bitch!