Mike:
HOW DID YOU FUCKERS ESCAPE?
Bonnie:
Funny story... we walked out of the front fucking door!
Freddy:
I thought it was supposed to be locked.
Chica:
LMAO, Mike forgot to lock it when coming in...
Foxy:
I CAN SPRINT FREELY!
Foxy:
Update... it's dark and I ran into a pole...
Golden Freddy:
I DRAGGED MY ASS OUT HERE TO WATCH BONNIE ROLL IN THE GRASS? FUCKING NO!
Mike:
Uh... he can't get up...
Freddy:
SHIT! MIKE IS HERE! RUN!
Foxy:
Already way ahead of you!
Chica:
Bonnie is still stuck though...
Mike:
Where are you even trying to go anyway?
Freddy:
I wanna see the giant Christmas tree in the middle of town...
Chica:
I haven't seen it in years... I miss it.
Mike:
... why didn't you just tell me that?
Bonnie:
Because... you wouldn't take us.
Mike:
YES I WOULD! I'M NOT HEARTLESS!
Golden Freddy:
You killed a kid...
Mike:
SHUT UP!
Foxy:
So... we can go?
Mike:
Yeah...
Chica:
YAY!
Mike:
Just try to avoid people...
Golden Freddy:
It's 1:00 in the morning... WHAT PEOPLE MIKE?
Freddy:
SHIT! PEOPLE!
Foxy:
GET DOWN! DAMN IT BONNIE, THAT'S UP!
Chica:
NOT LIKE THAT DUMB FUCK!
Bonnie:
I thought "get down" meant dancing. Like, OH YEAH! LET'S GET DOWN!
Foxy:
WE MEAN DUCK OUT OF VIEW!
Bonnie:
THERE'S A DUCK?
Mike:
... oh my fucking God. Bonnie, no!
Golden Freddy:
The people are gone... let's just get to the tree and then go back...
Foxy:
Freddy, let's race!
Freddy:
HELL YEAH!
Chica:
He's gonna lose... he's slow as hell.
Bonnie:
I WANNA JOIN!
Freddy:
On three...
Foxy:
Ready....
Freddy:
2... WHAT?
Bonnie:
GO! I mean, 3! THE HELL?
Mike:
Well, that already failed... and Bonnie fell again.
Chica:
Either way... I see the tree... and a kid?
Golden Freddy:
WHY IS THERE A CHILD?
Mike:
Damn it... the kid is crying. Freddy, take care of it!
Freddy:
NO! YOU DEAL WITH IT! YOU'RE A HUMAN!
Mike:
Yeah, but you're Freddy Fazbear, loved by all!
Freddy:
Good point...
Bonnie:
Is he actually trying to help the kid?
Foxy:
No... they're dancing for some reason...
Mike:
Damn it... I guess I have to help.
Golden Freddy:
MIKE! NO! THERE'S A PARENT! THIS LOOKS BAD!
Foxy:
EVERYONE RUN! THEY THINK WE'RE KIDNAPPERS!
Chica:
Mike, this is your fault!
Mike:
NO! FREDDY SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED DANCING WITH THE KID!
Bonnie:
WHO BRINGS THEIR KID TO THE TREE AT 1:30 IN THE MORNING!
Freddy:
That is a good point...
Mike:
I brought all of you and you are basically children...
Chica:
True.
Foxy:
Either way, this will probably be on the news... LMAO
Golden Freddy:
"Breaking news! Man lures kids in with Fazbear Entertainment robots near town tree! Lock your doors and windows! KEEP YOUR KIDS SAFE!"
Chica:
LMFAO, that's fucking terrible.
Mike:
... damn it.
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