Eggs:
Where the actual fuck is Ballora?
Funtime Foxy:
I was hoping you knew...
Eggs:
Oh... that's so fucking helpful.
Baby:
Maybe she was scooped.
Funtime Freddy:
NOOOOOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO HER MIKE!
Eggs:
HOLD THE FUCK UP! Why are you blaming me?
Ballora:
WHY DID YOU FUCKERS JUST ASSUME I WAS SCOOPED?
Lolbit:
Where else would you be?
Ballora:
I'm in my fucking gallery...
Eggs:
Oh... if I really squint, I can see you. Oops.
Funtime Freddy:
Still... fuck you Mike.
Bon-Bon:
NO! DO NOT THROW ME AT HIM! NO!
Yendo:
You missed.
Eggs:
What the hell is wrong with you?
Baby:
He's been pissed at you because you haven't returned the 2 of triangles card...
Lolbit:
NO!
Bonnet:
... that card is literally sitting in the corner. Mike doesn't have it.
Funtime Freddy:
Oh... problem solved then.
Funtime Foxy:
You are a fucking idiot.
Funtime Freddy:
AT LEAST I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
Eggs:
Lolbit... I brought Nachos.
Lolbit:
I know... I'm behind you.
Funtime Foxy:
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME! I'M SO LOVED, THEY MADE A RECOLORED VERSION OF ME!
Funtime Freddy:
I'M SO LOVED, BON-BON NEVER LEAVES ME... where did he go?
Bon-Bon:
Sorry... I wanted a nacho.
Ballora:
Are they just having a screaming match now?
Baby:
Yes... It's pretty entertaining. You should come join us.
Ballora:
No.
Yendo:
You're really missing out then.
Eggs:
Why is he crying?
Bon-Bon:
Because I chose nachos over him.
Funtime Freddy:
I STILL HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU!
Funtime Foxy:
WE HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FRIENDS DUMB BITCH!
Ballora:
Why did you all just scream in unison?
Baby:
Why not? It releases stress.
Lolbit:
I just thought it would be fun... also, nachos make me happy.
Eggs:
What if they made another version of you and named it Lmaobit?
Yendo:
That's fucking stupid.
Lolbit:
I agree.
Ballora:
Same. One of you is already too many.
Lolbit:
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS HARSH TREATMENT? 😭
Baby:
I didn't think it could be done but... Lolbit is sad.
Yendo:
HOW DARE YOU?
Ballora:
I hear them laughing their ass off... Lolbit is fine.
Funtime Freddy:
KIDS LOVE ME MORE! I'M FREDDY AFTER ALL!
Funtime Foxy:
WE BOTH KNOW I'VE BEEN THE FAVORITE FOR YEARS!
Ballora:
Are they seriously ignoring the conversation?
Lolbit:
Believe it or not... Funtime Freddy is still crying. LOL
Bon-Bon:
I'd go back to him... but he's gonna throw me sooner or later.
Funtime Freddy:
I'M FUNNIER!
Funtime Foxy:
I HAVE A TAIL!
Lolbit:
That's a good point.
Baby:
I do like the tail.
Eggs:
Better than a plain ass.
Ballora:
Can we not discuss the asses of others?
Eggs:
WHEN DID YOU COME IN HERE?
Yendo:
She's been behind you for a while now.
Funtime Freddy:
SHUT UP!
Funtime Foxy:
FUCK YOU!
Baby:
They have run out of insults...
Ballora:
Maybe they'll shut up now.
Bon-Bon:
Nope... they're now barking at each other.
Ballora:
This is why I avoid all of you... why is Mike joining in?
Eggs:
Why not?
Lolbit:
I'm stealing the rest of the nachos then.
Bon-Bon:
GIVE ME SOME!
Bonnet:
And another fight is starting... over nachos.
Ballora:
I'm going back to my gallery... you're all fucking ridiculous.
Eggs:
WOOF WOOF whore!
Funtime Freddy:
ARF ARF MOTHER FUCKER!
Funtime Foxy:
BARK BARK BITCH!
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