The life of a newbie in Hollywood and Scarlett Johansson. Will life ever be easy for them?
I'm working on another book right now, the story of Switch, as referenced in this book. Would anyone like to read about that made up story too?
I sit out on the balcony of the villa with breakfast, looking out onto the Amalfi Coast, it's stunning, exactly what I need.
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Only the noise, for this early in the morning is insane, not because of morning traffic like usual, but because of Scarlett and the cast screaming the place down whilst filming a scene for Rough Night 2, it's funny to watch, but when you're prone to headaches already, 5 screaming women is not what you need.
We're in the middle of filming a movie for Netflix about our life, and how chaotic it can be, so Netflix have followed us around since June.
Scarlett goes back past on the speed boat again, having filmed the scene a few times, and waves, me waving back, and pretending the last hour of listening to whaling women hasn't completely ruined my morning. I sit back, returning to my very European continental breakfast, with more fruit than is acceptable, and carry on reading my book.
A few hours goes by before Scarlett comes back up to the house, dumping her stuff and flopping on the sun lounger.
Me: And here's me thinking we'd have a tourist day. Scarlett: Oh, sorry. Yeah of course, I just need to sit down for a minute. Me: If you're tired we can go tomorrow instead, that's okay. Scarlett: I said I was taking you out, so I'm taking you out.
Just then, Rose FaceTimes.
Me: "Well if it isn't Miss Rose, what's up buttercup?" Rose: "First of all, that's weird. Second, this came for you."
She flips the camera to show this huge package.
Me: "What in the world?" Rose: "Shall I open it? Mema M says it's taking up too much room and she wants to throw it away." Me: "She would say that." Rose: "What does that mean?" Me: "Nothing, nothing. Go on then, open it for me."
Rose drops the phone and opens the box, gasping as she opens it.
Me: "What, what is it?!" Rose: "Marvel sent you a care package! It has all your stuff in from Switch!" Me: "Let's see."
She picks the camera back up and shows the inside of the box, inside is my suit, and all of the little props I used to love using on set.
Cosmo: "Can we play with it?" Scarlett: "Absolutely not. Rose, you're in charge of making sure that isn't touched, okay? Not even Mema can look. Could you take it up to the loft?" Rose: "Got it. How's Italy?" Me: "Warm, but good. I miss you guys." Rose: "I miss you Mom, Mema keeps saying things about you and I keep telling her she's wrong. What's up with that?" Me: "Me and your Mema aren't exactly getting along sweetie, but that's okay. You make your own opinions, okay? I gotta go, but we'll bring you both something back. I love you honey." Rose: "Love you Mom, see ya!"
