WANNA JOIN THE LOVE CULT??

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ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ

Everything put down here should not be taken too seriously, this is just made for fun.

ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛ

The Love Cult appeared in the third episode of the Don't hug me I'm scared series. The leader is an butterfly named Shrignold, and they worship a giant statue called Malcolm.

The Love Cult does not like to be referred to as as a cult they prefer using the term love organization.

Most of the followers have a narrow view on love, they believe love can be conveyed through a ring and that it's destined for everyone to have a special one.


ᴇxᴘʟᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄᴜʟᴛꜱ ɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ

A cult is a social group that is defined by it's unusual religious, spiritual, or philosophical beliefs and rituals. Or it's common interest in a particular personality, object, or goal.


ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪᴅɪᴏᴄʏ

I've had WAY TO MANY TIMES the bizarre interest to join the love organization the cultist butterfly has going on for him.

Who is with me?? 🤭

I'll give you the option to join the Love Cult. Let's give it up for everyone that wants too, I'll put down your name on the list if you comment on wanting to join.

Please do, our revered leader Shrignold is always looking for more people. >:D


ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛ'ꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀɴᴛꜱ

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This is your chance to start a new, all we're asking you to do is change your name. And clean your brain, and forget about anything you ever knew. And your heart will finds it's home.

You will never be alone~


ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴜᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ

⋆ Be kind to others
⋆ Love and romance is the game
⋆ Manipulation is allowed
⋆ Play matchmaker for others
⋆ Feed Malcolm a steady supply of gravel
⋆ Make friends (indoctrinate new people)
⋆ Let Shrignold preach about love for eight hours
⋆ Join in on the singing
⋆ You can't leave the cult, you are stuck now


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MALCOLM IS THE GOD OF LOVE

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