N: Yay! He can hear us! We can talk now!
Human: WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK!!!
J: Please calm down, sir!
Human: You guys are the actual N, V, J, and Uzi?!
Uzi: Yes idiot.
N: I'm N!
J: I am the real Serial Designation J.
V: Yeah, I'm V.
Human: Hmmm, well in that case call me AK. Those are my initials incase you're wondering.
Uzi: Why not just tell us your real name? That'd be like if people called me UD.
Ak: Its a reference to a fanfic I wrote about you guys. Speaking of which, what's the last thing you guys remember?
J: Dying.
V: Being chained up.
Uzi: Chaining V up.
N: Helping Uzi with that.
AK: Huh, so before episode 2. Soooo, want me to explain all this? Since I bet you're all confused.
J: Yes please, sir.
AK: Call me AK. I'm not one of your superiors from the company. Just because I'm human doesn't mean you have to be all formal.
J: Apologies, AK.
N: I'd like to know what's going on.
Uzi: I'm confused as Hell! An explanation would be nice.
V: Why am I on TV?
AK: Ok, so. In this world, you are fictional characters from a show called Murder Drones. So for there are only 2 episodes, but more are in production.
This led to a bunch of screaming and yelling that AK couldn't understand.
AK: QUIET!!! I can't understand you guys if you all speak at once. Before you say anything else. Let me explain what I believe to be your current situation. You somehow became the plushies that are available for fans of the show to buy. I don't know how, but you just did. You left your world and entered mines. Now, since I don't know how this happened don't expect me to be able to do anything about it. Ok? Now. Any comments or questions? Here, I'll pick for you. V, you first.
V: Can you kill that Worker for me?
AK: Sorry buy no. She's the main character, so I would prefer not to. Otherwise I probably would.
Uzi: I really wish I had my railgun.
AK: Oh yeah? And how would you shoot it? You're both too small and paralyzed. So you can't do anything about any of this!
Uzi: Bite me!
AK: Gladly!
AK bit into Uzi's plush arm.
N: UZI!!!
Uzi: AHH!! WHAT THE HELL!? STOP IT!!!
AK: But you told me to.
Uzi: NOT LITERALLY!
AK: Alright, alright.
V: Hehe, that was enjoyable to watch. Even if you won't kill her you'll still hurt her? I'm good with that.
Uzi: Actually, that surprisingly didn't hurt.
AK: Must be because you're plushies made of fabric and stuffing. But hey V, it's the thought that counts. Anymore questions?
V: Thanks! And no more questions.
AK: Alright, J?
J: Is there a JcJenson in this world?
AK: No. But there's the company it's based on SC Johnson. They don't make robots, only cleaning products and other stuff for your house. Sorry J, no company. But I can order custom made pens online for you if you want.
J: No thanks, it's not the same. I can't think of anything else at the moment.
AK: Okaaaaayy...N? You got something?
N: I deeply, deeply, don't understand what I am on an existential level.
AK: That's to be expected, anything else?
N: Heh heh, no.
AK: Oh boy, Uzi?
Uzi: Do I get to Earth? Do I murder all humans? Answer me dammit!
AK: Calm down, calm down. As for the answer, I dunno. The shows only 2 episodes in.
Uzi: DAMMIT!!!
AK: Anything else?
Uzi: Could you hear us before?
AK: No.
Uzi: So from your perspective, you were talking to 4 inanimate objects, pretending they were alive?
AK: Yeah, sue me. I like to imagine interacting with fictional, or in your case, formally fictional characters. Wouldn't you like to meet the characters from the anime you watch?
Uzi: I guess...
AK: Well, now that that's settled. I gotta let this out. HOLY SHIT!!! OH MY GOSH!!! YOU'RE REAL!!! YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THIS IS SO AWESOMMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!! I got a lot of stuff I want to show you. Mostly fan made, but first I gotta show you episode 2, and the season 1 trailer.
Uzi: Ugh, alright. Not like I got anything better to do. Plus I can see the future so that's awesome.
N: YAY! I get to see the future!
J: I appreciate being able to see what happens after I'm dead.
V: Is it gonna be interesting?
AK: Interesting? Oh boy, V. I get the feeling you'll like it. Especially since you see like the kinda girl who'd be into horror.
Uzi: Wait, what?
AK: Reaction time!
(A/N: Tell me in the comments if you'd bite Uzi if she said "Bite me!")
