Me: CLIFFHANGER!!!
Everyone stared at me.
N: Uh, what?
V: Why the hell did you say that?
J: Ugh. Him again.
Me: If you knew what I knew, you'd understand. Anyways GREAT to see you again J. With N and Uzi hanging out and V with Lizz I've been feeling like a 3rd wheel. Wanna-
J: If you want to keep your head, don't finish that sentence.
Me: Alright, alright. Anyways want to introduce me to your human friend here?
Tessa: I'm Tessa.
Me: Wait, really? That means...ohhhh. Now I get it. Well guess I'll be leaving you alone J.
J: Finally.
Me: You coulda said you had a gf. I would've left you alone.
J and Tessa: What!?!
Me: Is it because she's human? I don't care. I wouldn't have said anything.
Tessa: I think you have the wrong idea.
Doll eventually snapped outta her confusion and snatched the bug.
Me: Hey! Give that back!
She decapitated me. When my head grew back she was long gone.
Me: Dammit.
N: Come on! This way!
Oh boy. Towards the labs it is. Man I can wait for this to happen. Considering what Tessa says later and how dangerous the Solver is, I'm actually nervous for once. Also Alice is a crazy bitch. Beau is just a baby to punt. Well, at least I can take comfort in one thing. I can be relied on to kill Uzi if need be. V will be dead and Tessa will be on my side. So we should be able to take care of N. Honestly a Solver/Cyn controlled Uzi will be the biggest threat. We caught up to J and Tessa who were standing above the pit.
Tessa: J, relay hand, Cyn's orders.
J: Step one: Clear drop zone of life and construct spire. Step two–
Tessa: Enter labs with this symbol.
CABIN FEVER
Tessa: Not too much to go off, but if Cyn wants these labs, we burn them down. That keybug's our way in. J, mind my ship.
J: Uhh...Of course, boss.
Me: You ok?
J: SHUT UP! I'm fine.
She flew off.
Uzi got in Tessa's face.
Uzi: Why involve Doll? What's happening to... her?
Tessa: She reckons the humans did something to her folks down here. Gave them a sickness she inherited.
Uzi: ...And?
Tessa: I think she's right (dramatic pause) coming or what?
She divebombed off the edge, leaving us behind.
Me: What're we waiting for? COWABUNGAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I jumped off and didn't activate my wings till more than halfway down. I made it down first. When everyone else landed they looked at me like I was crazy.
Me: What? When you can regenerate you can afford to act a little dangerous.
They rolled their eyes. We all activated lights to search the desolate labs.
N: Is the secret elevator... labeled?
Me: Highly doubtful. It's secret for a reason.
I kept "enjoying" the scenery in silence, until we found the dead body parts.
