Murder Drones Isekai

RI: React To Season 1 Trailer

AK: Alright guys, here's the season 1 trailer. And play.

Trailer: Just can't wait to murder all humans, I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth.

N: It's you Uzi!

Uzi: I know N.

Trailer: The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory?

AK: Even chained up she doesn't quit. Gotta admire that.

V: Aw, thanks. I'd never let a Worker get away if I could help it.

Trailer: Quit complicating my murder plans!

Uzi: What my future self said!

Trailer: We can't interact with the Workers anymore V, we're too dangerous.

N: Why am I saying that? I won't kill anyone.

AK gave off an evil smile.

AK: Ohoho! Just wait till episode 2. You'll see why you said that.

N: You're scaring me.

Uzi: I don't like the sound of that.

J: The useless moron bot doesn't want to be around them anymore? That was fast. I'm curious to see what happens.

Trailer: You didn't have to see this.

N: Who was that? I've never heard them before.

AK: I have an idea, but not 100% sure.

N: Hey Uzi! It's your special eye!

Uzi: Don't call it that!

Trailer: (Flashes to Earth)

Uzi: Is that Earth? Looks like shit.

AK: It does look like shit.

Trailer: Promise me you and that purple thing will stop prying into that stuff.

V: What am I talking about?

AK: I have an idea, but again, I'm not 100% sure. And I won't share my idea because spoilers!

Uzi: What are me and N looking into? I wouldn't be doing that unless I thought it was important. Also, my eye is seriously still all messed up?

AK: Yep. It is.

Trailer: I don't know what you're talking about because you won't tell me! What are you so afraid of!?

Uzi: What the fuck! Why are there more dead Workers?! Did the pods land? Do I have to deal with more Murder Drones? And why is N yelling?

AK: That's not it. And episode 2 will show you what's going on. Also nit sure about N.

N: I don't like that I'm yelling, what happens that makes me do that?

J: Never heard him talk like that before, didn't think he had it in him.

Trailer: What...are you things?

Uzi: Why do I sound like that?

AK: Surprised? Makes sense since you sound genuinely terrified. Episode number 2.

N: Is she talking to me? Why is she scared of me all of a sudden?

J: Maybe you got thirsty and just HAD to have some oil. Maybe you killed those corrupt drones.

AK: Not it, J. But good guess.

Trailer: (Eldritch J claw, wide shot of Eldritch J)

Uzi: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!

N: AAAHHHH!!!!

V: What the hell?

J: The company never informed me of sending whatever that thing is.

AK: Episode 2.

Uzi: I'm getting tired of you saying that.

Trailer: (Dead Workers being used as puppets)

The drones were silent.

AK: Well look at what we got here. Something is using dead Workers as puppets. At least that's my guess. That's not in episode 2, so I have to theorize.

The drones remained silent.

AK: Nothing? Well ok then.

Trailer: Better to stay distant though, dontcha think?

V: I don't know what's going on, but I'm probably right.

Trailer: I'm very concerned, but also, pretty frightened a little bit.

N: I'm very concerned and pretty frightened too.

Trailer: I'm done dealing with everything alone!

AK: Uuuuziiiii... looks like you and N are going on date. What do say to that?

N: I-what!?! Uhhh...

Uzi: Wait, what!?!

Trailer: Tick, tock...

AK: I dunno why, but I love it when V says that.

V: Er, thanks?

AK: Your welcome.

Trailer: (close up of Doll's face)

Uzi: She looks evil in that shot.

AK: Wouldn't surprise me if she is, she's hiding a biiiiiig secret. Several secrets actually, I don't know what her deal is but I can't wait to find out!

Trailer: (V hisses, then blows bubbles)

AK: Hehe, that's adorable.

V: I'm not adorable!

Trailer: (End shot with oil on Uzi's hand)

Dead silence for a while.

Uzi: Wh-Why did it zoom in on my mouth when there was oil on my hand?

AK: Promise episode hasn't come out yet, but me and the other fans have a theory. A film theory! I'll tell you after episode 2. When I show fan stuff. So what'd you think?

Uzi: I'm fucked, things are gonna go to shit!

N: I'm very, very scared.

V: I don't know what to say, but considering I asked those 2 to stop prying into something, I'm concerned.

J: Well things sure got eventful after I died. If it's from the company, then they really went all out to make sure those Workers die. I love it!

Uzi: You fucking bitch! You're lucky I can't move!

AK: I did say your show was horror. Ya shouldn't be surprised. Anyways, time for episode 2.

Uzi: At least I get some answers.

N: I'm nervous to see what happens.

V: I really don't wanna see myself chained up.

AK: It has lots of dead Workers.

V: Alright.

J: Let's see how the company deals with my death.