Annoying J

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Since a lot of the Worker Drones were hiding I wasn't always killing, and while I did have some pirated stuff to watch and games downloaded. There was always something else I wanted to do, annoy the fuck outta J. Since she technically wouldn't kill me unless I went against the company, there was a lot I could get away with. My first idea involved my music playlist and N.

Me: Hey N! Since we're not hunting tonight, wanna play a game?

N: Sure! I like doing anything.

Me: Alright, just wait in the pod and I'll go get the 3rd player.

I snuck up behind J and shot her in there head. Before she could regenerate I tied her up with her tail.

J: What happened? Why can't I remember the last few hours?

Then she saw me.

J: AK, what did you do?!

I gave her a smug smile.

Me: Now, what makes you think that I had anything to do with you losing some of your memory?

J: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE!! AND THAT SMUG LOOK ON YOUR FACE SAYS EVERYTHING!!!

Me: Eh, ya caught me.

J: UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!!!

Me: I will, you just gotta do oooooooone thing first.

I picked her up and flew her to the inside of the pod.

J: Let...Me...GO!!!

N: J!?

Me: I wanna do something, I got some music downloaded and I'll send you 2 it and you gotta sing with me. That's it.

J looked like she wanted to say something but must've figured there was no arguing with me. N just went along.

N was MX, I was Lord X, J was Hypno. At the end, I untied J and threw her out the pod. The next thing I decided to was flirt with J just to mess with her. The next time I saw her she was killing a Worker.

Me: Hey, J you are looking sexy with your claws out, dripping with a Worker's oil.

The look on her face was priceless, she was angry and disgusted and something else I don't know. Later on I used my tail to pull up her skirt.

Me: Nice ASSests, J.

She had a blush a her screen and pulled out her gun and started shooting me. I flew away with a smug smile on my face. The next thing I did was definitely what pushed J pass the limit. It started with me walking in on J being a bitch to N again and had him pinned down. Instead of getting mad at her for being rude to N, I slowly walked up to her and whispered to her.

Me: I wouldn't mind if you pinned me down.

That sure got a reaction out of her, and when she was processing what I said I leaned in and kissed her on her mouth. N was shocked, V had just walked in and started laughing, J was just frozen.

Me: Well bye!

I slapped her ass then flew off.

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