[A/N: Takes place in an AU, separate from the rest of story. Technically not non canon, just takes place in an AU.]
I woke up disoriented as fuck, and-HOLY SHIT I'M IN SPACE!!! I tried to scream but no sound came out. Or maybe it did, I just couldn't hear myself because....you know....space. I tried moving, but something felt off. I raised my arms and saw that-oh....well shit. I was now stuck as a heart crab bug thing like Nori. So I'm stranded in space, with no body, and no way of getting back to Copper 9. Plus even if I did, there's an eldritch horror monstrosity currently consuming the planet. I am so far up shit creek without a paddle right now.
"Well, this has gotta be one of the worst possible endings to my story, FUUUUUUUUU-" I yelled, even if no one could hear me.
Then something crashed into me. First of all, OW! Secondly, it was the ship Cyn and the trio used to arrive at Copper 9. Oh please don't let this be more reinforcements, and if it is, grant me a quick death please. I hung on as the ship went who knows where, then I felt us crash into something. It was Uzi! Then the door to the ship opened, I peeked inside and saw N! Thank whatever higher power exists that he's here! I climbed inside and was about to greet him when something crashed into me. N had pulled Uzi in and she landed on top of me.
"Spaceship piloooot!" N said while giggling.
"Nice to see you again," I said.
Uzi threw a wrench at N.
"What? No! N! My mom was back there!" Uzi yelled.
Oh....yikes.....that's not good.
"Sorry! I didn't kno-!" N yelled but was interrupted by a hug from Uzi.
"You were supposed to get away," Uzi said.
"Yeah, I'm kind of, like, actually mad at what you did. But we can-TALK LATER!" N said.
He started swerving the ship to avoid hitting asteroids, this would be a fun ride if it wasn't life threatening. After that the 2 stood there holding on to each other in silence
."Hey, I'm here to ya know. In case you didn't notice," I said.
"You're alive!?" they both said.
"Yeah, and stuck without a body unfortunately," I retorted.
Then things got bad again. One of Cyn's tentacles broke into the ship and started tearing it up. We were unfortunately back in the vacuum of space, but apparently lucky enough to be close enough that the planet's gravity pulled us back to the surface. At least being lost in space wouldn't be a problem now. Also the 3 of us caught fire from reentry, which surprisingly didn't hurt.
"Well, that's a serious issue. Um, before that...whole...thing. We're like dating...right?" asked Uzi.
"Oh. Y-Yeah. Like, that was the plan, yeah-" N said.
"Just 'cause, I can't alway...I can't always read-" Uzi awkwardly replied.
"Like, y-yeah?" N said.
Oh for the love of....
"Now!?! Seriously!?! Focus on the situation at hand!!!" I yelled.
The 2 looked at me and back at each other.
"Right...Time to murder a planet!" Uzi yelled while laughing maniacally.
We continued to fall to the planet for quite a while, well this is taking longer than expected.
"Maybe shouldn't have interrupted you guys. Still got a bit before we reach the surface," I said.
Uzi looked annoyed at me.
