I went back to sleep, this time outside with N. I told him to wake me up when he woke up. Put timeskip here.
Me: Hey dude, thanks for waking me up.
N: No problem.
He took out his claws and looked at them.
Uzi: N! I found something in here!
Me: Ooooo! Let's go check that out!
I didn't even wait for a response before entering the pod. Uzi just cracked the mirror with her eye.
V: That's weird and concerning.
Me: I have to agree with her, that is concerning.
Uzi: BITE ME! This is probably you weirdos fault!
V: I've never seen that symbol before, wanna do an autopsy to find out?
Me: I'd loooove to help with that autopsy...
I got the X in my visor when I said love and at the end had the same crazy look in my eyes as V.
Me: But as for what I know, I don't know what to make of it.
N: What did you find?
Uzi: Did you know that was a pilot hat?
N: I was the pilot!?! That's AWSO-! I crashed and ruined everything. Spaceship pilot, origin story.
V: HISSSSSSS!!!!(then proceeds to blow bubbles)
N: Speaking of piloting to Earth, we sure murder all humans is, uh, morality?
Uzi: The humans sent you without a communication relay and formatted your memories to soup.
Me: You calling us stupid?
Uzi: No, I'm calling you amnesiacs.
Me: Fine, continue.
Uzi: Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating. Not like they tried negotiating with my mom.
V: Or we miss the negotiations! The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kinds so conveniently innocent? Hehe.
Me: That's a good point V, where is your proof?
N slowly dragged Uzi away from the 2 of us.
N: J was getting orders from someone. If not the company through that relay, then uhhh, who? And how?
Uzi: Mmmm! Quit complicating my murder plan.
N gave Uzi head pats but she smacked his hand away. V just glared at them. I was waiting for when we could enter the bunker to face Eldritch J.
Me: Sooooooo what do we do now?
Uzi: I need to go outside.
Me: I'll stay here with V then.
Uzi: I don't trust you 2 to be alone together. N, stay here and keep an eye on them.
N: Got it!
Uzi left and it was just me, V, and N.
Me: Alright, Uzi's gone. Let's let V go.
N: Sorry, but Uzi wouldn't be happy if I did.
V: At least I know you're still on my side.
Me: Of course! What are friends for? Anyways, want me to send something to you to keep you occupied?
V: Sure.
I sent her a download for Mortal Kombat,that way she could let some of her murderous frustration out on some video game characters.
V: This game is awesome! I'm gonna rip out their insides!
