R.I.: Reactions to Cannon

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Plushy/Drone Pov

N: Uzi, look! I'm on TV! So is V!

Uzi: Yeah, I see. Is that my voice?

J: You corrupt Workers should've died in that explosion. And how dare you disrespect your creators!

Uzi: Bite me!

V: Oh! Hey look! It's us! At least I get to rewatch us killing Worker Drones.

N: I remember this! Sorry Uzi.

Uzi: (groans) I'd prefer to not talk about it.

Skip to presentation...

Human: I gotta admit. That railgun us fucking awesome.

Uzi: I know it's fucking awesome. If I had it I'd shoot you with it.

Human: If you had it I bet you'd shoot me with it.

Uzi: ......ok, can he hear us and he's just ignoring us or was that just a huge coincidence?

N: I dunno, say something that make him yell.

Uzi: Hey! I'm gonna murder your mom while I make you watch!

No response.

N: Guess not.

Human: I've never used a gun and even I know to be more careful than that.

Uzi: BITE ME!!!

Human: Kaboom. Fail.

Uzi: SHUT UP!!!

J: You really are an idiot.

V: It really is a shame that didn't kill you, I would've loved to see you blown to pieces and see your insides go everywhere.

Human: Lizzie's a total bitch. If N gets hungry I think you should feed her to him Uzi. And if N doesn't want to I'm sure V will.

V: I like the sound of that.

Uzi: I'm not feeding you anyone!

Uzi sneaks out...

Me: You really should've come up with a plan incase you got caught.

Uzi: Well it's not like he pays attention to me! I figured he wouldn't notice if I left.

Uzi saying she has a boyfriend..

Human: You snuck out and saw N. Does that mean he's your boyfriend?

Uzi: NO!!

N: AHHH!!! WHAT!?!

Uzi lying and Khan believing her...

J: You are terrible at lying. I'm not sure who's more stupid. You for coming up with that excuse or your dad for actually believing you.

Uzi: Bite me!

Cut to Uzi vs. N...

J: Of course, it just had to be him. Just letting you know, you wouldn't have survived if it was me.

V: Or me. Your insides would've all over the place.

N gets shot...

J: I hate you and your fucking gun.

Uzi: Then I guess we feel the exact same way towards each other.

V: Awww...I wish you would've torn her apart.

J: N, you are such a screw up and an idiot!

N: Sorry...

Uzi: Don't apologize!

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