I woke up with a chain and metal bits in my mouth, must've been to stop me from using my impostor tongue. V was chained up with her hands replaced with bubble wands, N was sleeping. I peeked outside and unfortunately the sun was out. I honestly wasn't sure how long I had until episode 2 and I didn't want to miss that or get the same treatment as V. So I slowly untied myself, which was easier to do than I thought. But since I noticed Uzi walking in, I wrapped myself in my tail so she wouldn't notice. Then I saw her moving towards me, so I knew I had to act quickly. I waited till she was right in front of me.
Uzi: Your turn-
I used the acid in my fangs, like a snakes venom, and melted the chain and metal. Then tongue stabbed Uzi through the knee.
Uzi: OW FUCK!!!
I got up and brought out my claws.
Me: You're not taking away my weapons! Or keeping me chained up!
Uzi brought out her railgun
Uzi: Bite me!
V: Feed her her own entrails!
N: Huh? Wha-? STOP!!!
Then Uzi's eye glitched out into the Absolute Solver symbol.
Me: What happened to your eye?
Uzi: Crap! Not again!
Me: What, you catch a virus or something?
Uzi: SHUT UP! PUT YOUR CLAWS AWAY OR I'LL DO IT!
N: Please stop!
I turned towards him. I knew I had to keep Uzi alive for plot reasons, so I decided to use this as an excuse.
Me: Fine. Only because you care about her. But I'm not happy about it.
V: Really?
I put my claws away, N looked towards Uzi and she put her gun away.
Me: Alright, you 2 better listen, and listen good. I won't try to kill or hurt the purple worker, and I don't care what you say, you're not tying me up or taking away my weapons.
Uzi: Why should I trust you?
Me: N's my friend, so if he cares about you that much. I won't do anything towards you.
N: You can trust him Uzi! We're best friends!
Uzi:....
She glared at me and seemed think about it.
Uzi: Fine. But only because from what you told me, he was the only actual nice one towards you.
N: Thanks Uzi!
V: Hey! How come he gets to be free?
Uzi: Because you're too psychotic to let go.
N: Howww about I talk to V. Why don't you 2 talk and try to get along. PLEASE.
N said that last part with a pleading expression.
Uzi: Ugh, fine.
N: Great! Have fun you 2!
He gave us a thumbs up and went to talk to V. Uzi clearly wasn't happy.
Me: Sooooo, not sure if he told you yet but I'm AK. And your name is Uzi?
Uzi: Yeah, my name's Uzi. And yeah, he told me your name.
Me: Sooooooo, how come you have a gun?
Uzi: I built it myself. To fight back against you Murder Drones.
Me: Ok, but it's not perfect. There's 4, err, we're 4 of us. And your gun takes awhile to recharge. I noticed back at the bunker the gun had a hologram that said that.
Uzi: I just need to work on it.
Me: Well, now that you killed J, our leader, captured V, turned N traitor, and gave me a reason not to kill you, what now?
Uzi: Just planning to murder all humans, classic robot stuff.
Me: Wow, you go big. So how you plan on doing that? They're on Earth, and you're all the way here.
Uzi: I just gotta fix the ship and then I can get to Earth.
Me: Ok. Moving on...uhhh, wanna know why I have 2 letters instead of 1 like the others.
Uzi: Not really, but N said to talk so just say it.
Me: AK actually stands for Acidic Killer. That's my technical name.
Uzi: I noticed you have more acid on you than just your stinger. That just makes me hate you more.
Me: Bad experience with acid, huh? You don't have to explain, I got the message.
Cue awkward silence and Uzi's pissed off expression.
N: Hey guys! I know what we could do! We could play that music game AK likes so much!
Me: I'm down for that.
Uzi: What?
Me: Its like a rhythm game, when you hit the notes you sing. I can send a link to whatever song I'm playing to other Disassembly Drones to play. Not sure if it'll work on you since you're a Worker.
N: Try it! I wanna play a game with you 2! My 2 best friends!
Uzi: How do I know you won't upload a virus and send that to me?
Me: If I wanted to give you a virus, I would've done so already. Plus I ha e much more preferable ways of killing. And again, N likes you, so you ain't on the chopping block.
N: Please Uzi? One song?
After some pleading Uzi gave in. I brought up Bushwhack. With Uzi as BF, N as Zardy, and me as Cablecrow.
