Murder Drones Isekai

Lost My Mind

After trying out some new forms now that I could shapeshift into like Cyn, I wondered about other abilities I could potentially use. I tried seeing if I could use holograms, but unfortunately I had no luck. Guess I'll have to wait for Eldritch J. I also thought about how Uzi was able to hack N and V and go into there memories, but I wasn't entirely sure whether that was a Solver ability or her just knowing how to hack. Seeing Cyn control drones was also pretty cool, but seeing as how that also probably required some knowledge of hacking, I wasn't sure. There was probably some other stuff, but now I won't be able to see it since I'm in universe now. Why did episode 5 have to be a cliffhanger? That's probably the only downside to this. I have access to any game, tv, or movie I want except for Murder Drones since I'm in universe. Whatever I guess, living it would be better than watching it. I get in on some of the action. I went to lay down, but then I heard someone else in the room with me.

???: Is that really the only downside you have? Not being able to see the show? What about your old life? Your family? Your loved ones?

Me: The fuck? Who said that?

That's when a copy of me materialized, he almost looked the same except his eyes were orange instead of red, and he was wearing a green long sleeve t shirt.

Me: The Hell is going on?

Copy: Right now we're in our head. I'm the part of you who still cares about seeing his family and does not want to live in a world of fiction.

Me: Really? You know there's nothing we can do, it's not like we did anything to willingly come here. We just got isekai'd. So that means we're stuck, might as well make the most of it. Besides, we're adults. Most people live on there own at our age anyways.

Copy: 1st off, that may be the case, but they don't never see their family for the rest of their lives. 2nd, you're really just going to give up? Really?

Me: Technically not giving up if I never tried.

Copy: That's even worse!

Me: Fuck you, I'll do what I want. Besides, I haven't even mentioned the best part. No real world responsibility. Fuck college. Fuck work. Fuck bills, taxes, and all expenses.

Copy: No. It doesn't matter if living in the real world means having to deal with that. You don't deserve to be in control of this body. Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to take control, and I'm going to get us out of here. EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS DAMN SHOW!!!

???: Actually, could we please not kill anyone anymore?

Well whatta you know, another copy. This one with yellow eyes, a helmet, and a black t shirt.

Me: Alright, what part of me are you?

Copy 2: I'm the more innocent part who doesn't want to kill anyone just prefers to avoid conflict. These drones are people too. Maybe they weren't real before, but they are now. So I don't think it's a good idea to use our powers in the ways you've been using them.

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! FOOL!!! YOU REALIZE WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO RIGHT!?! THE SAME PERSON WHO EVEN WHEN HE WAS HUMAN KNEW IF HE GAINED SUPERPOWERS HE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED TO USE THEM RESPONSIBLY!?

Copy 2: Yeah, but you wouldn't resort to killing. We both know that.

Me: Counterargument. 1. I wouldn't resort to killing right away. Maybe later down the line, I'm not 100% sure. But in Murder Drones, there's death in literally every episode. So it's fine here. 2. We need to kill to survive, otherwise we'll overheat and die. Quite painfully I might add if what happened to Uzi while overheating was anything to go by.

Copy: Another reason to leave this place!

Me: Shut up copy! Copy 1? Me? You know what? I'll call you Killjoy, or maybe Buzzkill. One of the 2. And you'll be Pacifist.

Pacifist: I'm ok with that name.

Killjoy: Call me whatever you want, but you won't stop me from reaching my goal.

Me: Try me.

Killjoy lunged at me and started punching me repeatedly. I threw him off and summoned some claws and mantis arms and got ready to fight. He summoned a bunch of knives and got into a fighting stance. He made the 1st move and charged at me while sending knives flying at me while I teleported randomly to avoid getting hit. It partly worked since not all of them landed, but most of the ones that did wound up in my main body instead of my eldritch limbs. I managed to get a few hits in and left Killjoy bleeding oil but he used the knives to block most of my attacks.

Me: Grh. Give up! You won't win this!

Killjoy: Quite the contrary. Your problem is you focus completely on offense, and not much else. Plus you get overconfident because you think yourself invincible.

We clashed my eldritch limbs against his knives.

Me: So what? You know how the Solver works. We can just heal, pretty OP.

Then I felt something in my back, fucker literally backstabbed me.

Killjoy: That doesn't guarantee victory. You must also not forget-

I was about to body slam him when my vision went dark. Got knifed in the visor.

Killjoy: -to focus on your surroundings. Goodbye.

Meanwhile, outside his head

Doll went to Crawler's room to get him since school was about to start. She tried to wake him up but slept like a fatal error had occurred. After a few more attempts she just gave up.

Doll: Don't say I didn't try. You get an earful from the teacher that is on you.

Back in Crawler's head

Killjoy had dealt a lot of damage to Crawler. And he wasn't getting back up.

Killjoy: I supposed you know who's in charge now.

Pacifist: That wasn't very nice. You shouldn't have-

Killjoy: Why? We both know there's no other way to convince him, so I just spoke in a language he would understand.

Pacifist: All this fighting and maiming isn't something we'd do. You should know that too.

Killjoy: Maybe not in the real world, but here, certain evils are necessary.

Pacifist: Like killing? Are you really gonna commit genocide just to get back?

Killjoy: If I have to, yes.

Pacifist: Sorry, but I'm gonna have to stop you.

Killjoy: I don't think so.

He sent a barrage of knives at Pacifist, but he blocked everything with a Solver Shield.

Pacifist: I won't harm you, but I won't take any attacks.

Killjoy: You'll tire out eventually.

Pacifist: Not if I tire you out first.

As they started fighting, a certain song began to play.

Pacifist: How appropriate. I'm Sonic, your Xain.

Killjoy: I don't care if I'm portrayed as the evil one.

Pacifist: You should.

Killjoy was on the attack, which might sound weird considering what he told Crawler, but Pacifist wasn't giving him any reason to go on the defense. Since that the only thing he was doing. Just blocking everything. Pacifist did a good job at 1st, but with Killjoys higher determination he eventually was overwhelmed.

Pacifist: You may have beat me, but if you do what you say, you'll end up regretting it. I'm telling you now.

Killjoy: I won't regret killing fictional characters because they are not real. Goodbye.

One knife to the head later and Pacifist was gone.