Their first kiss was laying down on Evan's messy bed, because when they tried to do it in any 'perfect' locations, Alana always interrupted them, holding a video camera.
Zoe probably set them up. I like to imagine that when Evan had been forgiven he introduced Jared to her, and she took him aside and was like "alright, this is what you gotta do to get with Evan" as he was just gaping at her the whole time.
Jared's parents are homophobic, so he spends a lot of time at Evan's (but not too much, in case they figure it out)
Everyone's response to finding out they're dating:
Zoe: Yes! ALANA YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS!
Alana: I so called it.
Heidi: I FUCKING KNEW IT! Uhh, I mean, that's great honey!
(They didn't tell Jared's parents for obvious reasons)
Half the school already knew they were together
Jared flirts with Evan in front of Heidi a lot. He acts flustered but neither of the Hansens really seem to mind.
Heidi is the most overprotective mother ever, and basically gave Jared the "if you break my son's heart, I'll break you"
Evan has to remind Jared that it's okay to show his emotions.
Jared has to remind Evan that he's already been forgiven.
They both need constant reassurance that they still love each other.
Their families celebrate various holidays (especially Hanukkah) together, Heidi tries to distract Jared's parents so they can have some time alone, if you know what I mean
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(This is more just a Jared thing but y'know) Jared definitely uses 4chan, but he's such a troll that he even manages to sort of reverse psychology troll the other 4chan users. Probably by posting really wholesome stuff on such a cursed website. (Evan and Zoe use Reddit, Alana uses Tumblr)
Okay, Zoe and Alana both ship them, but in different ways. Zoe tries to wingman for Jared, set them up on dates, hint about it to Evan and all that jazz (band). Whereas, Alana is just a walking Lenny face.
(Please check out the video attached at the top, that creator is so underrated, and I watch that video at least twice a day 😅)
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Fanfiction[WARNING - CRINGE] This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...
