Rich: How's my favourite phallic orange peel?
Chloe: I'm taking Peppa Pig, no actually I'll take George pig cause I'm not gay
Michael: I think my dad knows I'm gay. The other day he told me to "run like someone is stealing your man"
(I know Michael has two mums, don't @ me)
Rich: Don't you hate it when you're trying to come out but by then it's art class
Jeremy while stoned in Michael's basement: You're either dead, gay or both... Or French
Rich: I don't have any "philosophical" theories...
Rich five minutes later: 9/11 was staged.
Jeremy: He's as straight as a rainbow
Michael: D O U B L E R A I N B O W
Jake: Oh my god, Rich, don't eat the fucking snow
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Random BMC + DEH stuff (+ Oneshots)
Fanfiction[WARNING - CRINGE] This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...
