Jared: Ahh, ze little grey cells
Evan: Why the French accent?
Jared slams his first on the table: BELGIAN.
Rich: *Jumps through the window*
Jared: How'd he get in, intruder window?
Evan:
Alana:
Zoe:
Jeremy:
Michael:
Christine:
Jake:
Rich:
Chloe:
Brooke:
Jenna:
The Squip:
Connor's ghost:
Jared: No one? ... Philistines...
Evan: JARED WHAT THE FUCK
Jared: I'M REVERSING THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW
Jared: EVAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
Evan: Oh my god, what?!?
Jared: MY BONES ARE GETTING SQUISHY
Evan: Bones can't get squishy?
Jared: 206 squishy bones, 1 hard one ;)
Evan: oh my gOd
Evan: Please don't mention... *lowers his voice* green lemons... around Jared
Alana: You mean li-
Jared careering around the corner: A LIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jared, with a crazed look on his face: EVAN. Evan... guess what I just found out...
Evan: Uhh, Jare-
Jared: THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING THE MONKEY MAN!!!!!!
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Random BMC + DEH stuff (+ Oneshots)
Fanfiction[WARNING - CRINGE] This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...
