Pickup lines from Be More Chill:
"✨🏳️🌈✨Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette✨🏳️🌈✨"
- Michael Mell
"😏You exthite me thexually😏"
- Richard Goranski
"🎮🥺You are my favouwite person🥺🎮"
- Jeremy Heere
"Hey baby, are you a squip? Cause I can't seem to get you out of my head"
- Me (unfortunately)
"😠Watch it, Tall Ass!😠"
- Richard Goranski
"✨🏳️🌈✨🥺Jeremy, I love you more than Bob Marley 🥺✨🏳️🌈✨"
- Michael Mell probably
"🥺I remember thinking, 'I'm glad that girl's not dead' 😉"
- Jake Dillinger
"Do you wanna come over? To my place tonight. We'll get all sporty and play cricket. Or get a 40 and just kick it. My parents won't be home so it's alright. They laundered money now they're on the run. Which means the house is empty, so that's fun"
- Jake Dillinger (again)
"😑😐😶Hey Hamlet. Be. More. Chill.😶😐😑"
- The Squip
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Random BMC + DEH stuff (+ Oneshots)
Fanfiction[WARNING - CRINGE] This is mainly random stuff (+ oneshots) I've written down in the notes app on my phone, and it's basically just memes + stuff. There are some shipping things in he(e)re, so I'd just like to preface this by saying that my ships a...
